ctrl shift qq

A fast method of logging out of chromebooks, also a way to prank and annoy your friends

Jake: Hey, wanna see a trick?
Ben: Sure!
Jake: *ctrl shift qq*
Ben: Dude... really?!

by BuffBoy24 March 6, 2019

meat shift

a phenomenon that occurs when eating a hamburger or sandwich exclusively from one side so the meat and other ingredients shift, causing the last couple bites to have an unproportional mixture of ingredients

to mend this seemingly inevitable situation, one must eat the given hamburger/sandwich in a circular fashion as to cause the meat to constantly "shift" towards the center, essentially cancelling out meat shift

Person 1: "Man, my last bite of this hamburger has way too much meat!"

Person 2: "Well, you gotta take into account meat shift!"

by ChickenChomper December 21, 2010

Chavy Shift

When one of your co-Workers arrives at a differnet time then the rest of your department, usually hours after everyone else.

You Slim, you just got in its 9:30 we start at 6 am. Yeah dog im Chavy Shiftin

by ButOFthe12 May 14, 2015

Shiffle

To quietly laugh by exhaling through the nose

Person at work: "I'm going to put in my headphones and listen to this humorous podcast."
Coworker: "Great, now we get to listen to you shiffle for the next hour."

by faded number July 22, 2016

Shiftin' the Hooglies

The act of periodically, and discreetly, reaching into one's pants move around the jewels around for comfort

"After driving for hours, I had to pull over for a Coke and shiftin' the hooglies"

by Doctari June 27, 2019

Shifasplaining

When Shifa Muhammad Abdur Raqeeb Lallu Panju gaslights you and pretends that she knows everything better than you, making you question yourself and what you believed to be true.

Shifasplaining is becoming a thing

by zviqar September 2, 2022

on shift

usully asked by crack heads wondering if you sell crack

hey man are you on shift?

by Shock Docta May 3, 2006