ShitStirrer

A phrase used to describe someone who makes up or ignores scientific fact for attention, to merit their opinions over others, or with the intention of causing hysteria
this may include, Flat Earthers, Anti-Vaxxers and those who spread disinformation and attract others to their erroneous ideas

Flat Earthers are just ShitStirrers; always looking for attention.

by Arcturus125 February 23, 2019

Shitsterbation

Act of shitting in your hand and beating your dick with your shit

Jack took a massive shit and used his shit to shitsterbation

by Pussytoass June 20, 2021

shitstery

A mysterious shit that's in an odd location and nobody can explain who put it there. It's a mystery... a shitstery.

"Who took a shit in my Lucky Charms?"
"I'd like to solve that shitstery."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025