shitonymity

The practice of allowing one who has taken a massively loud and malodorous dump the dignity of leaving the bathroom stall without being identified. May apply not only to saving the individual the embarrassment following said dump, but also during said dump. In that case, an individual washing their hands or urinating at a urinal who witnesses another person entering a stall will complete their urination and (hopefully subsequent handwashing) in a timely manner as to allow the shitter the opportunity to defecate with the full force necessary to empty their bowels.

After returning to work from lunch at a local Mexican restaurant, I appreciate that the guy that entered the bathroom during my explosive shitfest left quickly, granting me shitonymity and freedom from embarrassment.

Of course, the hot girl seated by the bathroom heard the whole damn drum solo and stared at me as I returned to my cubicle in shame...or is it pride?

by thirtyfivethousandfeet August 4, 2011

Shitstone

A word to describe a type of torture camp or a place to capture children with multiple dictators

This place is a shitstone man!

by Shitstone October 2, 2018

ShitMonger

One who mongs in shit, who is surrounded by shit, and possibly they are shit too.

My good sir, you are a ShitMonger.

by Markle February 26, 2003

Shiton!

A word that most fortnite players use when they get a kill

Mongral: HES 1 HES 1
Kid: *Dies*
Mongral: FUCKIN SHITON!

by Mamzmzmskksskzp August 23, 2020

Shitons

Noun (plural). A particularly obnoxious group of people who generally are despised by another person or group, such as in-laws by a husband or wife. A contraction of "shit on" as their behavior is woefully destructive.

Dad was out watering the lawn when he saw the Buick Roadmaster stationwagon round the corner with Aunt Midge at the wheel, bellowing at her brood of brats in back, who were engaged in some kind of wrestling match.

"The shitons are coming!" he warned.

by Tummy AuGratin February 28, 2006

Shitsung

The proper term for Samsung.

The Shitsung Galaxy S5 has the same fingerprint sensor as the iPhone 5s,but the unlocking method was "modified" just so Shitsung could avoid being sued,especially after the legal battle that took place in 2012.

by iPhoneiPadiPodiMac August 5, 2014

ShiTon

Combination of Shit and ton. As in a ton of shit. or large amount of something.

"Thats a ShiTon of stuff ya got there."

by Sterhelio July 27, 2004