shit on my ass

problem with someone or something that needs to be taken care of or gotten rid of, better if done earlier than later before it spreads everywhere

Wife: I just spent $300 on knick knacks!
Husband: (mutters to himself) fucking bitch is shit on my ass

by R Morris August 31, 2006

shit-ass band

A band that sucks.

D12 is a shit-ass band.

by Anonymous August 09, 2003

little shit ass

A name for someone who is being lame.

"Billy, you little shit ass get out there and shovel the drive way!"

by ConnorRB November 12, 2018

Shit ass whore

A disparaging remark toward a woman that is much harsher than just "whore" (i.e., a shit ass whore is a prostitute who doesn't wipe her butt after defecating). Can be preceded by "fucking" for maximum effect.

Don't worry about her, man. She's a fucking shit ass whore. You can do much better.

by DickPeniston June 18, 2013

Shit ass whore

Amber Heard

Amber Heard emerged as a shit ass whore when she went poopies on Johnny Depp's bed.

by Amber "Poopies" Turd June 15, 2022

shit ass and balls

an exclamation that something is not pleasing and unexpected.

Jim: "Hey dude your house is on fire!"

Mark: "OH, SHIT ASS AND BALLS!"

by ottomatt May 04, 2011

shit ass crazy

A technical term synonomous with getting "crunk wild." A point of drunkatude at which the only things that one can utter are random terrets-esque curse words.

Carl was totally shit ass crazy last night at the kegger.

by Billy McCallion May 07, 2006