shelley stains

When someone is thinking about Shelley they produce Shelley stains.

OMG,OMG,OMG, your gonna make me Wanna make some Shelley stains

by Shelley is my wife August 14, 2018

Shelley's boyfriend

his name is frank and he loves getting bumed by everything

oooooo shelley u have such a small willy

by sharratt October 5, 2003

Shelley Anderson

The most amazing friend, mom, and person in the world.

Also known as "Shelley Shampoo."

Has an admired sense of style. A chameleon of fashion.

A stunning radiant glow.

"That girl is pretty and all, but she's definitely no Shelley Anderson"

by extensions January 11, 2009

Mary Shelley

Author of the widely renouned "Frankenstein", and many other pointless works of literature. Her name can be used to replace coarse insults, or curses.

"Jakes a mother fucker."

replace "mother fucker" with "Mary Shelley"

"Jakes a Mary Shelley."

For extreme situations, place "fucking" in between "Mary" and "Shelley" to recieve a redundant yet firm insult.

"Fuck you, you Mary Fucking Shelley!!"

by Matthew LeBlanc January 30, 2008

Shelley Winters

Character from the popular webcomic, Scary-Go-Round. In the words of john allison: "Loveable, slightly annoying ingenue. Likes things that are fun. Works as the mayor's assistant. Has a funny way of talking. Accident prone. Became a zombie once. Has enemies in the world of the deep."

Shelly: Fallon?
Fallon: Shelly?
Shelly: He was an Argentinian agent! He was here to save me and the monkeys!

by mauseman August 24, 2005

shelley lauren

Shelley one of the nicest and most generous people you will ever meet, WAAAY too polite. Loves fashion and is good at dancing. Doesnt know how to make up her mind.....

shelley was walking by with her friend when some guys drove by leaned out of the car and shouted out as loud as they could " can i spank ya? lemme spank ya? growel!"

by riah July 29, 2004

Shelley

“Shelley” is the name given to a prolific baby name stealer.
Usually, a “shelley” will make radical assumptions about being the perfect parent or human being but in the harsh reality, they are not.

They also smell of Cornish pasties.

“Dude, don’t be such a shelley”

“That’s so shelley of you man”

by 639Stevie25 January 28, 2020