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shaftne

Acne on your shaft; pimples on your penis
Magnus has really gross shaftne. It drizzles on girls when they give him head.
by Captain Footlong July 20, 2005
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Shaft Brothers

A term used to describe any guy that has fornicated with the same woman as you. It is like half brothers, but closer.
Mike: Hey bro, I just smashed with Shaquanda last night.
Garrett: Dude, I just beat those guts last week! We are shaft brothers. You are like my family now!
by piratesof2 July 17, 2016
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Shacting

"Man, that actor is so over the top." "He's not acting, he's shacting."
by yellabell December 5, 2009
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Shawtea

You know what my favorite type of tea is? You ShAwtEaAa
by reseeee April 12, 2021
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Shaft Torque

The downward force or pressure required to aim the head of an erect penis Morning Wood towards the toilet bowl to pee.
Shaft torque will vary from man to man based upon overall height, ball size, shaft size, and the opening of the toilet bowl.

The usage of shaft torque can be lessened by awkwardly bending over and attempting to angle your crotch towards the bowl.

WARNING: Do not use Viagra if you are not properly trained and certified in the use of shaft torque.

I applied too much shaft torque and couldn't squeeze out one drop.

Never EVER sit down and try to stuff morning wood into the toilet bowl. The shaft torque is unbearable.

Without the proper application of shaft torque, you will piss in your own face!

You're going to have to wait until that morning wood dies if you aren't brave enough to apply some shaft torque!

CAUTION: DO NOT CRUSH YOUR OWN BALLS WITH TOO MUCH SHAFT TORQUE!
by DMonkage June 2, 2014
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Shawty

A Shawty is a savage Indian guy who typically likes girls who have sketchers on. Just recently featured in a song “sketchers”, all the girls dig Shawty but he has a big crush on one.
Shawty bad with the sketchers on”
by Drip Report Fan June 1, 2020
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Fo shawts

Brother: Wanna go over to Mike's and chill later?

Hogurty: Fo shawts mang
by MoEffinK October 27, 2011
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