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Sharptonoid

A person who, regardless of race, stays in the public eye, primarily through the mainstream media, to profit from prejudice, racism, and / or stereotypes.
You See the Sharptonoids down in Ferguson causing trouble again!
by V33M0N January 20, 2015
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Haley Sharpe

Haley Sharpe is a tiktoker who made the popular dances on the app called " the say so dance" and " the money tree dance". Haley was in a twitch streaming group called 4freakshow which had 4 teenagers ( who were also tikokers) that did comedy skits live. Haley's users on tiktok are @yodelinghaley and @postysdaughter.
Haley sharpe is a tiktoker who does dances.
by 4freakshowfan80 April 5, 2021
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Uzbekistan pencil sharpener

An expression of irony often used to confuse people. The user isn't supposed to say what it means to others who ask.
*something ironic and hilarious happens*
Person 1 "Uzbekistan pencil sharpener!"
Person 2 "What does that mean?"
Person 1 "Well anyways, (continues the previous conversation)."
by cornbr3ad_ October 12, 2022
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Sharpton

A black person that blames their short-comings on everything else but their own laziness and ineptitude; typical excuses include white people and corporate america.
<Insert Name ending in -jon, isha, or iqua Here> was upset because they didn't get the job, and, Sharpton that they were, blamed 'The Man' totally disregarding their criminal record and the fact that they had shown up to the interview late smelling of last night's marijuana and fried chicken.
by VoiceofaGeneration April 28, 2009
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not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
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Pencil Sharpener

A sexual activity in which one man's penis enters through another mans ass and the other man's penis is spun around in a clockwise motion, similar to the hand crank on a pencil sharpener.
Chris was delighted to perform the pencil sharpener with Rajon.
by ArethasUrethra February 24, 2013
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sharpen your pencil

I asked the recruiter to "sharpen your pencil" when it came to the lowball salary offer she gave me the first go around.
by Arizonaguy May 24, 2012
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