Smackwad

Akin to Smacktard slightly less offensive however. One can often call their friends a smackwad without being punched in the nuts on account of it not implying they are a retard... just a jerk. While -wad can be applied to a multitude of derogatory terms to imply the person is not just a 'jerk' for instance but a WAD of it (emphasis), smackwad is one of those words you can use is everyday conversation without really offending anybody enough to suffer repercussions.

A fool, a jerk

A: "I just swore infront of our head of year and she flipped on me..."
C: "Smackwad..."

C: "Aah! You spilled crap on me. Jesus, when will you stop being a smackwad?!"

by TopherD November 10, 2008

shackalacka

First used in basketball during an amazing play. This term is now widely used to describe an amazing event.

Iverson puts up a field goal from half court - he makes it, SHACKALACKA!!!

by steveorama November 20, 2007

Shockwave

A move to use on your woman (much like the dutch oven) but it is a kami kazi move for people who don't like the smell of their own farts.
Directions: To properly execute a successful delivery of the death blow of the "Shockwave", one must possess the art of timing and rhythm.

1st. In bed and under the covers, let a dirty fart just rip (eating a Polish diet will make a deadly fart-smell concoction).
2nd. Slowly raise your feet to a level of 1-2 feet. This will fill the chamber (the covers of biological death warfare) with air.
3rd. drop your feet and as your feet are approximately 1/2 way down, raise the the edge of the covers nearest you faces and unleash the payload!!!! The Flash gust of toxic wind will blow right into your victim's face!!! (for best results, wait for he mouth to be wide open- She will taste it!!!!
4th. Laugh at your victim who should be angry, gagging, (and if you took my advice on the proper diet) begging for mercy or even death.
Have fun! very effective!!

Girl- OMG!!!! WTF!!!! *Gags coughs and gags again*

The Bomber- "That was the Shockwave, baby! and my patented brew;).... he said proudly" (you must include the quote "he said proudly" as the home run of your victory speech.

by mc94xr7 October 16, 2011

Shockward

Shocking and awkward.

"Did you hear? Evan and Laura had sex last weekend and Kirk walked in on them!"

"What?! I thought they hated eachother! Shockward."

by han_montanaa December 19, 2011

shockwave

waving the wordshocker/word in the air.

We were at the club last night, and I had to throw up a shockwave so my boys could see where I was.

by Ricky Roma December 27, 2003

shawkward

an event that is both surprising and uncomfortable simultaneously

I ran into my ex-girlfriend and her family yesterday while I was with my new girlfriend; it was shawkward.

by Michael Mervin September 12, 2009

Shacklady

1) An individual who can be royal pain in the arse, often tolerated due to high levels of cuteness.
2) A woman with little or no money who lives in a shack... possibly with cats.

1) I was sick of my Shacklady's poor work ethic, but I let it slide seeing she's cute.

2) lets go to the outskirts of town and blow up the shacklady's letter box

by Lord Joshanius August 8, 2005