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Seventyoneophobia

The fear of the number 71 commonly caused by the jshk (toilet-bound hanako-kun) manga chapter 71. Extreme caution is advised when reading said chapter. People with Seventyoneophobia may start to cry when faced with the number 71 and have severe flashbacks.
Person 1: Oh that person has seventyoneophobia? A jshk stan?

Person 2: Oh I see....another one with no return
by Seventyoneophobia_infected December 3, 2020
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Chapter Seven

A phrase made famous by the book "The Kite Runner". In the seventh chapter, a major character gets buttraped.
Don't make me Chapter Seven your mom.
by FONtheCON January 14, 2008
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Summer's Eve Salesman

A gigantic douche bag. WAY beyond the realm of simply being a douche. A purveyor of douche bags. One who specializes in the sale of feminine hygiene products.
Person one: My ex boyfriend called last night and asked me out for a drink.

Person two: I can't believe you're going to hang out with that Summer's Eve Salesman again.
by Annahoj June 1, 2007
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Martin Luther's Eve

The Sunday night before Martin Luther King day where many people celebrate this great man by getting drunk in his honor with no repercussions the next day
Kyle: hey garrett you gonna hit the beer bong tonight?!
Garrett: Why? its sunday night.
Kyle: Its Martin Luther's Eve! Feck it bro!
by Mikesauce23 January 17, 2011
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Severus Snape

The greasy haired, hook nosed potions master in Harry Potter that "loathes"...mostly everything. Mysterious, and has a haunting past. Was a death eater, but turned spy for Dumbledore and the Order Of the Pheonix.

In the sixth book, Snape murders Dumbledore.

In the seventh book, Snape shows Harry why he did it. Turns out he loved Harry's mother, Lily, and turned to Dumbledore for help when he found out Voldemort was going to kill her (and her son and husband). When Dumbledore has one year left to live he asks Snape to kill him in order to help others.
Dumbledore: But this is touching Severus, have you grown to care for the boy, after all?
Severus Snape: For him? Expecto Patronum!
(A silver doe patronus like Lily Potter's emits from Snape's wand.)
Dumbledore: After all this time?
Snape: Always

Lily Potter: Does it make a difference, being Muggleborn?
Snape hesistated. His black eyes, eager in the greenish gloom moved over the pale face, the dark red hair.
Snape: No, It doesn't make any difference.
by goddessgurl2012 October 5, 2007
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Avenged Sevenfoldism

Being totally obsessed with the band Avenged Sevenfold, that it's like a religion.
I suffer from Avenged Sevenfoldism.
by a7x4lyfe May 24, 2011
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Eureka Seven

A giant robot anime series that airs Saturdays at 1:00AM Pacific time on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim lineup. Not too well known but quite good.
Person A: Dude, did you see Eureka Seven last night?
Person B: Yeah man it was nuts, Gundams on hover boards...
by Kunoke May 4, 2007
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