cuff the senator

The act of masturbating. To masturbate.

She got me so turned on I had to go cuff the senator

by MeatCubed June 13, 2014

Thank You For The Question, Senator

A phrase given by someone being interviewed by a senator, when their sole goal is to waste time and not actually respond to a question with an actual answer.

"Thank you for the question, senator", I do believe I followed the rules and regulations brought forth by the state governor that I work under.

"Thank you for the question, senator", The governor's office follows state legislator for this topic.

"Thank you for the question, senator", I'll have to look into that and get back to you another day.

by BigHickWithBigDick June 27, 2023

Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.

"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"

by Immortal Synn December 9, 2008

senator zell

A complete freakout, made fun of by Jon Stewart on the daily show. Known for his actions of trying to challange a reporter to a duel.

ZELL ON EARTH
"I wish this was still the time when i could challange a man to a duel! just like Senator Zell, good ol republicans"

by ~~~James~~~ April 27, 2006

Senator Hothead

Nickname of Senator John McCain (Rep-AZ), bestowed upon by several publications because of the hot temper he exude when being asked questions by reporters.

Reporter: "Senator McCain, did you have a conversation with Senator Kerry in the 2004 election?"

Senator Hothead: "Yes, bitch!! You know damn well I did!! Now back the fuck off!!"

Reportor: "To follow up, what did you guys talk about?"

Senator Hothead: "Bitch, it was a goddamn private conversation!!"

by mnihnuht March 7, 2008

Senator Velveeta

In discussing why Senator John McCain is always on the Sunday morning political shows after losing the 2008 election to Barack Obama (12 times in 8 months), Davis X. Machina coined the term "Senator Velveeta" as such:

"McCain's a brand name. In a country where Velveeta™ is sold as cheese, McCain can be sold as a statesman."

I see that Senator Velveeta will be on Meet the Press, again!!.

by ascap_scab August 30, 2009

Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.

"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"

by Immortal Synn March 12, 2008