Scrambled Smegs

When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.

I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Anaheim scramble

Anaheim scramble: the act of putting avocado in your condom and then having sex.

Example:
I met this hot Latin girl at the club we had a lot to drink, so we went to my car and I gave her an Anaheim scramble.

by HarleyDFLSTC July 22, 2016

dick scrambler

A bike seat.

Hey Mike, do you need one of those dick scramblers to finish your bike project?

by Billy Bob from Varsity Blues April 23, 2018

To scramble one's eggs

To hurt/ injure one's testicles.

Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!

Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.

by Nobli June 1, 2022

last minute scramble

At the end of a frat party, etc. when everyone who isn't already hooking up frantically scrambles to find ANYBODY to go home with.

Wtf, that is the 4th hideous guy to come up to me in the past 5 minutes. What is this, the last minute scramble?

by Lalalauren174 June 2, 2011

Scramble

Dope cut with special ingredients in order to give you a better rush.

Damn dude...... That shit.... Man I gotta... get this shit more often.... ZZzzZzzZzzZz


(Scramble)

by th33nd0fy0u June 24, 2008

scrubfest

a gathering of many scrub or scrub-related people for the purpose of conducting scrub-like business such as compaining about your current finacial situation, lying about your job, or asking for lending of pennies or bus money, that no one seems to have. scrubfests are often held at the abode of the alpha scrub a.k.a the poorest. The attire to said 'fest is dirty undershirt or wifebeater with jeans torn in an unfashionable style and shoes that are sold for less than 20 dollars or are stolen. The popular scrub dance, known as "the scrub" is getting on your knees and screaming "imma scrub, imma scrub" in a high pitched voice and flaling your arms. Food found at a scrubfest consists of scrub delicasies such as water and bread.

see above: scrubfest

by scrub-lover April 1, 2010