Scoliosis 

Curvature of the spine. When seen on an X-Ray, it's a S or C shape. Scoliosis does not stop you from living a normal life. Pain could be involved, but not normally. About 2% of the population has it, and more in females. Idiopathic is the prevalent cause. Nurses screen you during school before or during 5th grade when you begin puberty. Severity of scoliosis vary by degrees. Over 40 is when you should need surgery, or not. Listen to your orthopedist. Often, you don't feel pain at all. Exercises to strengthen your backbone could help with progression of scoliosis. Also, scoliosis isn't caused by bad posture or mattresses.

Scoliosis is not a big deal.

Scoliosis by Jenothing January 19, 2008

schooliosis 

A medical condition in which your neck becomes inflammed as a result of too much studying (i.e. starring at text books and computer screens). The only known cure is excessive amounts of alcohol.

Tim- "I'm so glad I don't have to study for that o-chem test anymore. My neck is so sore from starring at my notes."

Bill-"Someone get this man a beer STAT! I think he's suffering from schooliosis."

schooliosis by johnathon TTT June 29, 2010

schooliosis 

when you have so much work in school that your backpack becomes very heavy and you walk with a hunchback even after you take it off.

junior #1: aw, man! we have to read all of war and peace by tomorrow?
junior #2: dude that book is huge, its going to totally give me schooliosis

schooliosis by lenalenalena November 19, 2007

schooliosis 

Twisting of the spine, backaches and leg pain caused by sitting at cramped desks at school or college for most of the day or night.

I couldn't get my homeworkness done because of schooliosis!

schooliosis by pentozali October 20, 2009

Schooliosis 

an anabnormal, lateral curvature of your life when you are juggling work, school, and/or a relationship.

One more hour to go today
Then 4 left till I come back
Tomorrow
And 3 of those
I'll sleep away
Leaves me no time to relax and enjoy
Such is the life of the schooliosis.
It's a never ending cycle of nothing
And it's killing me.

Schooliosis by Joey the Ransom Spider September 24, 2009

Schooliosis 

The crippling effect school has on the working students social life.

Won't be able to make the show Friday night, im suffering the debilitating effects of schooliosis.

Schooliosis by Cohdilicious September 29, 2009

scrolleosis 

The condition that occurs after using your mouse too much, causing your fingers to cramp.

"I had to photoshop her face for three hours until my hand got scrolleosis."

scrolleosis by professorevil August 27, 2009