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scorchcake

A word used to describe a female who is unsually hot (scorch) and also sweet (cake).
Ashley is a total scorchcake.
by blackout August 3, 2006
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Scorch

That demolitions expert from Delta Squad that can't decide whether it's red red green or red green red
Scorch: Was it red red green? Or red green red?
Sev: And he's is supposed to be the demolitions expert?!
by enemies_go_boom September 29, 2020
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scorched earf

An imperfectly waxed pussy.
Now I done heard of trimmin the hedges...but you done scorched the earf.
by B. Kendall February 15, 2005
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Scorched Connelly

An alcohol beverage enjoyed in Northern Canada that consists of 1 oz. of Scotch, 12 oz. of Molson Canadian (or the like), bitters and lime. Order is important. The “serpent,” which is a term given by Scotch connoisseurs to the alcohol fumes locked in Scotch, should be released by a drop or two of distilled water before beer is added. This cocktail is served primarily to complement the live viewing of any number of recreation-level ice sports, such as hockey, curling or figure skating.

The drink’s name combines a colloquial curling expression given to a type shot delivered with excessive force and no outwardly discernable strategy other than to “let the chips fall where they may,” as well as a popular name of Scottish heritage.

A variant that uses rye and ice shavings instead of Scotch and water is referred to as a Zamboni Man.
"We were up by two in the ninth end when Andy put his brain in neutral and sent a scorcher into the house that left the other team lying two with a shot to the button for the win. He apologized and promised to buy Scorched Connellys all night long. We’re good."
by BelieveAnything January 20, 2014
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Scrat-Scorch

A term used in ‘Southpoint State’ where someone would dies to flaming molotov, this was originally taken from an event where a mutant named ‘Scrat’ gets hit by a flaming molotov and fucking dies.
Random Mutant on Fire: OH GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING DIE
Some other Mutant: I swear to god this better not be another fucking Scrat-Scorch…
by Jesse Lester March 10, 2022
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You just scorched my ass

To burn, brand, or scorch a person's rear-end.
Ryan: "You just scorched my ass."
Peter: "That's what she said... No, that's really what she said... His penis was very hot and he was doing her anally and she said, "You just scorched my ass.""
by Christian Guy January 21, 2008
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Scorched Earth Party

It's happened to you, no doubt.

You are somewhere public, trying to complete a simple task. Perhaps you are eating in a Dennys. Perhaps you are buying something at Costco. Perhaps you are just driving along on the highway. Then it happens:

Some stupid moron causes a problem. They put their trivial life ahead of your own existence, and as a result they move, however briefly, from the position of 'faceless drone' to 'obstacle'.

The waiter messes up your order. You can't get a refill of coffee because they're "too busy", despite the fact that the restaurant is empty. Some jerk cuts you off with their cart and there's no way around them now. That asshole who is coming up on your tail, flashing his brights, decides to cut around you on the right at about 90 mph just as you start signaling to get out of his way, and he honks wildly as though you're the one endangering everyone on the road.

And you think to yourself: This person must die.

The Scorched Earth Party is here to tell you: Yeah. Go for it.

Here at the Scorched Earth Party, we are dedicated to a few simple principles:

* that the concept of "life is sacred" is the best joke we've heard this year.
* that nothing satisfies like clubbing some moron to death with a lead pipe.
* that you can never get laid enough.
* that the world will continue to deteriorate until 90% of its population is eliminated.

True happiness will never be yours unless you rise up with us. Join the 10% with the lead pipes. Help save the world through random, messy violence, and then wallow in carnal pleasure among the ruins.
The Scorched Earth Party is the only party that will bring change to this great nation of ours.
by Ethan Fizzler January 2, 2009
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