When someone has had a more then an adequate weekend fuelled with copious amounts of alcohol and pingers and on Sunday decides to simmer down with weed and is feeling very much stoned and scattered.
by RobynAK November 9, 2017

past-tense verb to describe how badly a n00b or n00bs failed. used commonly against the clinically n00btastic. see pwned, n00b
by haribular May 20, 2007

Anything that is lo-class, or cheap. An item of little importance or relevance. Slang for any common pastry as used by those of little intelligence
I hate when our cheap company has quarterly receptions, all they serve are those damn scones. Take this scone and shove it fatty.
by JH March 12, 2003

watch your scone ... as in ... keep an eye open for the object you're head/scone is about to hit/be hit by
by baz January 8, 2004

by The OKB September 27, 2003

an insult to a person who is an degenerate, bitch, pussy, no friends, gay, unliked, unwanted, lame, idiot, nonsensical
basically a general insult to anyone
basically a general insult to anyone
"Dude quit being such a scone"
"You're really sconin' up"
"Ooooh! It's the scone collector"
"Welcome to the scone zone"
"Sconeyyyyyy!" - Alternative nickname for one who is a constant scone
"You're really sconin' up"
"Ooooh! It's the scone collector"
"Welcome to the scone zone"
"Sconeyyyyyy!" - Alternative nickname for one who is a constant scone
by brian 110% anti scone peterson September 3, 2007

"lets go scone some kokanee's before the hockey game starts"
"hold up girl, I gotta scone this beer before we go"
"the first girl to scone a beer and place the empty can on her head upside down, wins for her table to eat first"
"hold up girl, I gotta scone this beer before we go"
"the first girl to scone a beer and place the empty can on her head upside down, wins for her table to eat first"
by tizzco April 15, 2010
