Schrodinger’s Dipshit

Someone who says something questionable, yet incredibly stupid, but defensively declares that they are joking if anything one calls them out for it.

“My car gets 45 miles per gallon because of its upgraded radiator “
“Uhhhh.. the radiator has nothing to do with the miles per gallon you idiot “
“ uhhhh hahaha, I was obviously joking... you’re the idiot”
“Well it looks like we got a case of Schrodinger’s dipshit”

by Crackerbarrel15 March 25, 2020

Schrodinger's Breast

Paradox in animeology, stating that anime tiddies are both big, small and all in between, until someone observes them. This paradox is observable due laws of Quantum Mechanics and multiple artists creating their vision of characters, in both fanart and rule 34 vision. Paradox occures, when character experiances very rapid growth of breasts. This paradox also occures, when anime girl puts on any sort of clothes, that completely cover her or his breast. This paradox is rarely observable in real life, but may occur, when female wears oversized clothes.

-This girl in hoodie is hot!
-What size are her breasts?
-Idk, man. Those are Schrodinger's Breast

-The racoon girl is cute!
-The one with big breast?
-No, the small one.
-There is only one racoon girl in this show and she has big tiddies!
-Deam man, those are some serious Schrodinger's Breast!

by ILook4LegalLoli April 13, 2021

Schrodinger's Trashcan

The place where things that are lost go. You may think something is in the back seat of your car, but when it turns out it isn't, and you can never find it again, it's in schrodinger's trashcan. Lost sunglasses, watches, socks, anything. -source: reallifecomics.com, Aug. 18, 2005

Holy Crap - if that's true this is like some sort of cosmic scratch disk! Instead of keeping track of a lot of useless information, whatever powers that be just toss the excess in here. That explains why so much stuff gets lost, seemingly forever. If something is unobserved for long enough, it's assumed to be safe for removal. This is Schrodinger's Trashcan!

by Crow August 18, 2005

Schrodinger's douchebag

A person who decides if they were being ironic or not base on how people react to it

That guy is a Schrodinger's douchebag

by Professional Jimmy June 10, 2023

schrodingers boys

when you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard

if I put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard which yard would the boys go to?

schrodingers boys

the presence of the boys is a prerequisite when cracking open a cold one, yet a cold one does not have any coherent boy attracting abilities, while the milkshake on the other hand does, though you could crack open a cold one in one yard in the hopes of attracting some boys, the milkshake's boy attracting ability is far stronger

however this all hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

by Hehe I cheated March 24, 2021

Schrodinger's Irony

When someone says something that is of controversial nature, then decides whether it was irony or not based on the other people's responses.

Guy 1: "I fucking hate everyone"
Guy 2: "That's not very nice..."
Guy 1: "Chill, it's just a joke ok?"
Guy 2: "Yeah sure, that's just Schrodinger's Irony"

by AlcoholVolcano June 28, 2020

Schrodinger's Kim

When North Korea's Leader has been assumed to be dead but there is no information to confirm or deny the claim.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Kim Jong Un might be dead?"
Person 2: "Yea but he's Schrodinger's Kim until anything is said about it"

by weswes887 April 29, 2020