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This term was first coined by the Angry Video Game Nerd - Internet famous game commentator. Controller schizophrenia is a condition among gamers who play a certain game for a long time, only to forget the controls of the next game they play that isn't that game.
"My friend has a bad case of controller schizophrenia. He's been playing nothing but insert game for weeks, and he did horribly yesterday when I played him in a match of insert game."
by ThatInternetDweller June 01, 2017
When you’ve been playing Fortnite for such a long period of time that you start to confuse it with the real world.
Person 1: I went to the mall after playing Fortnite for 6 hours and I tried to edit the escalators
Person 2: Dude you have really bad Fortnite Schizophrenia
Person 2: Dude you have really bad Fortnite Schizophrenia
by NBAFunboyIII March 05, 2024
Well, at least it's not THAT☝️ Right? Because people not liking your podcast doesn't really hold the same kind of existential weight, does it? Is it an Mk ultra? Am I in a Truman show? Did a billion people see my dick a couple of weeks ago after I crawled naked over my phone? Am I a brain in a jar? Will I get stabbed by a retard? I don't know Chris... I think my thing is worse...
Hym "I- Yeah, I can't stress enough how the weaponized schizophrenia is, like, much more serious than what you're talking about there... And that's only the core element of my thing! There are peripheral elements that are also worse. AND people are making YouTube videos about me, kind of. Really- It's- Chris, listen to me when I tell you this... My thing is worse and I'm better than everyone. Those 2 things of which we can absolutely certain. Let that certainty comfort you in your time of need."
by Hym Iam March 02, 2024
No it isn't accountability. I'll murder your kids. You're not going to get away with paying someone else for my work. Your kids will die in terror over the stubborn delusional solipsism of some random asshole who is using my behavior as an excuse to treat me like a zoo animal.
Hym "No, hey, the weaponized schizophrenia is the problem here. How I've chosen to deal with it is this. If this fails, the child murder WILL work. I don't care about any of your sophistical bullshit. Eat a bullet. The person who ends up burying their kid isn't going to care about social cohesion or accountability. They're going to wish you had done otherwise and you're going to pretend to care."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2024
A disease caused by war moles infiltrating your country. It also comes with the fake “cassandra” syndrome.
I was diagnosed with schizophrenia after hearing clicks in my head. They also tried to kill my sons.
by Jayeeed March 16, 2021
“WHY WONT THE VOICES STOP OH DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP GOD PLEASE PUT AN END TO MY SUFFERING LORD JESUS CHRIST SAVE ME!”- A person with Schizophrenia
by SlimeElite February 05, 2022