Flaming Scarecrow

The act of light both you, and your partners pubic hair on fire and then continuing to have sexual intercourse.

My genitals are still singed from that flaming scarecrow!

by DrFlayvas July 28, 2011

Jack-Off Scarecrow

When a roommate wants to prevent another from masterbating in his abscences, he might put a dummy or pile of clothes under his covers so as to give the appearance that he is still there.

In order to keep Michael from Masterbating, Chilli Dog would often employee the use of a Jack-Off Scarecrow.

by Cheese lobster January 8, 2012

So Long, Scarecrow

The second album released by the LA rock group, Scarling. The album was released in late August of 2005, under the label "Sympathy for the Record Industry". The album is composed of insightful lyrics and hypnotizing instrumentals. It received a five star rating by "Alternative Press Magazine."

The CD contains tracks such as: City Noise, Broken Record, Bummer, Like A Killer, and We Are The Music Makers.

Downloading Music Junkie: I just downloaded Scarling's "So Long, Scarecrow off of Limewire

Goody Two-Shoes: Dude, that's totally illegal.

by FillerBunny March 7, 2009

Vagina Scarecrow

One who scares vaginas away.

guy #1: hey i never get any pussy
guy #2: maybe you should being a vagina scarecrow

by me12323242153 July 29, 2009

This Fucking Scarecrow

That friend you have that just posts up in the back of your car making a mess and drinks all the beer that he never buys but you always seem to hang out with him.

This fucking scarecrow drank all the beer and left a mess, again.

by Trapthem March 12, 2012

Urban Scarecrow

An officer of the law.

Things have been quiet down at the projects since they got a an urban scarecrow.

by ireallyamtheman March 12, 2012

The Hairy Scarecrow

A female companion who has an exessive amount of pubic hairs, and smells like horse feed. Also has no emotion or satisfaction during sexual intercourse, due to over exsessive intercourse with more than one guy at a time.
(a smelly slut)

the girl who workes at the corner of of avenue Q and Martin Luther King Blvd. Or also known as "The Hairy Scarecrow"

by Killa1992 January 27, 2010