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Jack-Off Scarecrow 

When a roommate wants to prevent another from masterbating in his abscences, he might put a dummy or pile of clothes under his covers so as to give the appearance that he is still there.
In order to keep Michael from Masterbating, Chilli Dog would often employee the use of a Jack-Off Scarecrow.

So Long, Scarecrow

The second album released by the LA rock group, Scarling. The album was released in late August of 2005, under the label "Sympathy for the Record Industry". The album is composed of insightful lyrics and hypnotizing instrumentals. It received a five star rating by "Alternative Press Magazine."

The CD contains tracks such as: City Noise, Broken Record, Bummer, Like A Killer, and We Are The Music Makers.
Downloading Music Junkie: I just downloaded Scarling's "So Long, Scarecrow off of Limewire

Goody Two-Shoes: Dude, that's totally illegal.

Vagina Scarecrow 

guy #1: hey i never get any pussy
guy #2: maybe you should being a vagina scarecrow

This Fucking Scarecrow

That friend you have that just posts up in the back of your car making a mess and drinks all the beer that he never buys but you always seem to hang out with him.
This fucking scarecrow drank all the beer and left a mess, again.

Urban Scarecrow 

Things have been quiet down at the projects since they got a an urban scarecrow.

The Hairy Scarecrow 

A female companion who has an exessive amount of pubic hairs, and smells like horse feed. Also has no emotion or satisfaction during sexual intercourse, due to over exsessive intercourse with more than one guy at a time.
(a smelly slut)
the girl who workes at the corner of of avenue Q and Martin Luther King Blvd. Or also known as "The Hairy Scarecrow"
The Hairy Scarecrow by Killa1992 January 27, 2010