when a large group of boys and girls gather and the girls finger themselves then shove smarties up their pussy and ass then the boys spin the bottle to choose a girl then lick out the smarties
At The Smarty Party.
girl: *fingers herself and puts in the smarties* "ok spin the bottle"
boy: *spins bottle* (to boy2) "fuk man i got the blonde 1!"
boy2: "eat her out"
boy: *licks and sucks the smarties out of girl*
girl: *fingers herself and puts in the smarties* "ok spin the bottle"
boy: *spins bottle* (to boy2) "fuk man i got the blonde 1!"
boy2: "eat her out"
boy: *licks and sucks the smarties out of girl*
by computer whore July 16, 2006
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Smarty Pants is someone that is getting a Ph.D. in Economics after subtly stating that she has already gotten an Political Science degree and is currently further completing studies in Statistics and Economics.
by Texan In Madrid May 16, 2011
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Victor : The roast beef po-boy?
Randy : And you know this....
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Randy : And you know this....
by blindslug November 4, 2008
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"Lets go John, we need to go to Sparty Watch in order to keep those inbred University of Michigan students from fucking with the Sparty statue."
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Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Thurgood: Whose this?
Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!
Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!
Sampson: Shutup bitch!!
You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!
Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?
Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!
Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.
Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!
Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!
Sampson: Shutup bitch!!
You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!
Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?
Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!
Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.
by Apes wearing underwear July 26, 2006
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Also host of the soyjak booru
Also host of the soyjak booru
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