A sausage roll is a silly sausage of a man boy that keeps rolling in his car, chasing money and chasing ladies as though he still had potential in his life. But he long since failed
Look at Jude still going on shopping tours of Asian cities like his good education is still going to get him that stock market job. I heard he’s not even living for romantic love anymore. What a sausage roll!
by Bowslosski December 19, 2023

Sam kissed him fiercely, by the tempature in the room she could tell things were getting hot but she wouldn't know for sure until she sausage rolled Eric.
by lovedoctor15 October 28, 2011

A food that will make you high. Often served in dodgy high schools no one knows what’s actually in them.
by CloudyWeebConfetti July 8, 2021

by Holy mouley August 24, 2016
