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twenty-something

twenty-something (or twentysomething) is a term used for people at the age of 20 to 29. its is used instead of "twentyfive years old" for example, because at this age its harder to tell how old someone is (by looking at him/her) than it is in the teenage years (and often it "matters" less).
dude #1: how old is Tim?
dude #2: I don't know.. he is a twenty-something, thats for sure
dude #1: thank you for this exact piece of information
by SgrDD March 11, 2008
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Samet

Samet is someone who isn’t know for his looks. He’s extremely funny and knows how to make people laugh. He charms people into dating him. He is a very loyal friend and he would do anything for you if you’re in his inner circle.
Girl 1: Samet is so funny we talked all night.
Girl 2: He stood up for me a few days ago.
by Reindeerfucker15 December 5, 2020
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let me tell you something

When you feel the need to make someone feel dumb by demonstrating your knowledge over a wide variety of subjects, this phrase is useful.
Me: That's not true
Moron: Yes it is.
Me: Let me tell you something... (infinite pause)
Moron: ... ?
by mikeschneider May 22, 2006
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kiss something goodbye

to face and accept the loss of something
If you don't come to work tomorrow, you can kiss your paycheck goodbye.
by Light Joker May 22, 2005
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twenty-something condition

The Twenty-Something Condition(TSC) is the phase in a person's life spanning the years from 20 to 29. It is marked by an immense sense of confusion and inner turmoil, with emotions springing between the extreme ends of the spectrum. Persons with TSC do not wish to change the past(see quarter life crisis), instead focusing more on second-guessing their choices for the future. They rarely plan for more than a few months in advance; a long term goals lasts one year. The question 'what do I want' plagues their lives.

Symptoms of this condition include but are not limited to:
Unexplained laughter/tears. Poor nutrition and health habits. Heightened sense of pressure. Job hopping. Questionable financial decisions. Emotional breakdowns. Jealousy of other people's lives. Over-thinking to the point of not thinking at all. Unintended Sobriety/Drunkenness. Fear of commitment. Procrastination.

As of yet there is no known cure, but studies have shown that identifying with other victims can mitigate symptoms. If you think you or anyone you know might have the Twenty-Something Condition please feel free to shout TSC in solidarity.
Henry: "All these weddings are making me broke."
Heather: "Welcome to the twenty-something condition"

"I think Jess has a bad case of the twenty-something condition. Yesterday she broke down into tears over a Cheerios commercial and then went back to watching the game like nothing happened."

Farah: "I feel like I'm breaking up with my dreams."
Laurel: "TSC, friend. TSC"

Jed:"Will you need a roommate in a few months?"
Kyle: "Hell if I know, I've got the twenty-something condition. Who knows where I'll be."

Tess: "I told him I was still a student so I didn't have to explain my whole list of odd jobs over the last few months."
Jake: "Makes sense. I get it. TSC."
by sleepingbooty September 23, 2012
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sameshitting

repackaging the same shit and selling it off as something new
Example 1

John: hey dude, WoW 3.3 just came out, there's new stuff
Dave: fuck that, its just blizzard sameshitting again
by Folka Boo Larry December 16, 2009
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Saketh

An amazing person, they are very smart and will always be there to help you! They will be really nice to you if you're nice to them and will trust you if you don't do anything bad to them. They also joke a lot
Friend 1: Who is that over there?
Friend 2: Oh that's a Saketh! They are very nice once you get to know them
Friend 1: I would love to be their friend!
by Lemon Nights June 1, 2021
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