atlanta symphony

the cacophony produced by atlanta traffic (esp. during rush hour) consisting of, but not limited to, horns honking, sirens blaring, tires sceeching, and drivers yelling.

the f*cking atlanta symphony damn near drove me crazy on my evening commute home.

by N.A.W. September 1, 2006

Fart Symphony

Expecting to take a shit but ending up farting intensely into the toilet.

The fart symphony I had was almost as relieving as an actual shit.

by Ketem December 14, 2014

penis symphony

The explosion of jizz which creates a distinct noise, sounding very much like the section of trumpets playing in a marching band.

Last night, after Henrieta gave Chaz a vigourous BJ, the penis symphony exploded in a mass hysteria of snaps, clicks, and squishes.

by ToquitoSSSSS! December 7, 2007

Penis symphony

The act in which a male "plays" with himself.

Yesterday I had a total Penis symphony!

by nnnmkh December 16, 2007

Symphony of Sniffles

When you travel to Japan, in the midst of winter, and you realise no cunt actually blows their snoz in public.

Lez had taken off his headphones on the subway, to take a break from music, only to be greeted by a ‘symphony of sniffles’.

by Cal94 September 19, 2019

Dirty Symphony

Fast lesbian intercourse

Damn bro did you hear? They did a dirty symphony last night!

by bungeegum May 6, 2020

Keyboard Symphony

The noise of loads of people in the same room typing on computers

Keith: I Couldn't hear anything because of that keyboard symphony

by The Muffin Bear November 7, 2010