swimmer's itch

Chlorine in the pool robs your skin of the vitamin E and protective oil leaving your skin really dry and itchy....the other defintion should not co-exist with the same term.

Alex Miranda prevents swimmer's itch by putting vaseline on his epidermis.

by jensyao September 24, 2006

Swimmer

A swimmer is an underappreciated person, but fully appreciates what they do. Not many people notice all the 5 am practices, or the 12 hours a week of practices and dryland. They give up so much for just that one time cut or championshp race. They know how to work hard, be made fun of, and they go through everything with their teammates. If you think you are a swimmer's best friend, check out her teammates. They've been through everything together- from bad races, to almost getting kicked off the team, to pots-practice starbucks. Every swimmer has a role model- whether it's a pro, and olympian, a summer team coach. Swimmers know how to work hard and get what they want. Even if it means not shaving for months (girls) or shaving all the time (guys).

The swimmer in our class is always a hard worker.

Why do the swimmers get to leave early for a "meet"?

by Christmaself2 December 16, 2018

dr. simmers

A communist science teacher that loves to ask what the story is and ruins your fucking day!

What's the story you fuckin carrot. Dr. Simmers will call the nukes

by jeremyvenom May 11, 2016

swimmer boys

a group of sexc boiz who are kind, dedicated, and have noice abs. they also arent full of themselves, even tho swimming is FRACKIN HARD. in conclusion, they are the BEST. ok thats all if u need proof just look at them

“dang those guys are so ripped and they are so sweet too. “

well duh there swimmer bros geez jessica how could u not tell.

swimmer boys can be spotted from 2 billion miles away because they just GLOW and sometimes smell a lil like chlorine

by bunnyboixd356 February 5, 2019

Swimmer

An overall sexy individual. The girls almost always have a hot body. i.e. Natalie Couglin. All swimmers are extraordinarily committed to the sport. Swimming is definitely the most difficult sport, no doubt about it, and swimmers will fight to the death if you challenge that fact. They're great in bed because they have really strong hipflexors. They are usually lazy, but good in school. Swimmers are known to eat a lot because of all the calories that are burned. When it's not swimming season, a swimmer is pretty much a "fish out of water" and gets all depressed. The only girls that can even compete with the hotness of a cheerleader!

Dude 1: My girlfriend is a swimmer.
Dude 2: Man you are so lucky. They are the hottest girls ever ;)

by Rebecca1011 June 4, 2012

swimmer

swimmers are the most elite athelites that know how to win. they train multiple hours a day and eat lots of healthy food. they love cold water and dont mind waking up @ 5:15 am to train. they have strong hip flexors, big feet and six packs.they are tan all year round and train in see-through fabric. guys train mostly naked, in fact. they have big muscles and often they can run for long distances, do many pull ups and sit ups etc. they are the most sexually active athelites and because of their strong muscles, they are able to maintain a good rhythm all night long. and everyone who isnt a swimmer is just jealous. well, be jealous.

whoa we've been going at this for hours. ..

by christeen June 3, 2005

Slow Swimmer

Someone who is not very smart- as in he was the product of one of the slow swimming sperm.

He doesn't understand, he was a slow swimmer or he is a slow swimmer.

by DetroitVince January 10, 2014