Dirty Stollings

When you get blue balls from a girl who's been teasing you, so you yell out "I'm fucking tired of this shit!" while ripping off her blouse and revealing the nipples you will then suck dry. Bonus points if this takes place in your car while parked at a church with the girl's sister in the backseat.

Dude, she got me so horny I had to do a Dirty Stollings before my balls exploded.

by DanielDbag March 9, 2020

STEMlord

Someone that sucks the dick of STEM while shitting on other fields of study, especially liberal arts. This person worships Elon Musk, watches the Joe Rogan podcast, was probably a band kid or IS a band kid, wont shut the fuck up about cryptocurrency, identifies as a political centrist but only criticizes the left, watches Ben Shapiro, constantly complains about their work load, is socially awkward, has tons of Reddit karma, and is named Brian.

STEMlord: STEM is the future, libtard. Have fun getting your gender's study degree.
Liberal Arts major: I'm getting a history degree and I want to be a professor, STEMlord.

by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020

stolegrown

Stolegrown is a portmanteau of Stolen and Homegrown, stolegrown is homegrown (amateur porn or nude pics/vidz) which has been found and posted on the net but does not belong to the original poster.

created by clayizaiken of BGOL

"Hey I just posted some nude pix of this chick that was sent to me by my homeboy, he fucked her last week"

"Gotta love that stolegrown!"

by clayizaiken May 23, 2008

Stolfi

n. A delicious fruit cocktail

May also be used to describe and attractive woman

adj. Stolfilicious

"Say, what'd you get at the supermarket?"

"Oh, just a couple Stolfi's"


"Man did you see that shawty? She was bustin' Stolfilicious"

by JRaySunday February 16, 2009

Stoley

(n.) A stolen vehicle, most often a car

Damn that dude hit 4 speedbumps going 40 mph, must be in a stoley.

by fortress123 January 5, 2021

Kevin Stoley

A character from the show South Park. He is the best character in the entire show and is amazing. If you don't like him i hate you

Person 1:Have you seen Kevin Stoley in the new episode?

Person 2:Yeah he's amazing!

by aisjeowokakeje April 6, 2022

Stole on

An african-american term for getting punched unexpectedly.

Dat nigga ray ray got stole on by ma nigga lil ray ray wen he was talkin dat shit.

by Mr. Jizzmeister September 23, 2009