Stmd

Stands for "slave to my dick"

Yo this bad ass Bih keeps texting me I swear she a stmd

by The.real.nigga August 9, 2016

stmath

The torture chamber tool that teachers use to confine their students into watching in boredom as blocks take 5 minutes to arrange themselves and liquid pours as slow as if gravity has been turned off. Stmath is a computer game where you have to move blocks and such to get the penguin (Jiji) across the screen. To do that, you answer math questions. Who in their right minds associates a cute fluffy penguin with math?! To make matters worse, once you 100% complete the game, and you think that you're done, you have to do it all over again in challenge mode. Liars, they said you were 100% done! The levels are shaped like traffic cones, (again, seriously?!) and when Jiji the penguin moves across the screen, if theirs a 1 mm puddle of liquid or a square cm block, he cant jump over it. Does he have waddling problems? The so called "game" moves way too slow, when you click an answer it has to go through a whole 5 minute long process of moving blocks before it actually tells you if the answer is right or wrong. All together, stmath is a trap to make your mind just about blow up.

Teacher- "Time for stmath, kids!"
Kids- " We did it yesterday for 2 hours, though!"
Teacher- '"Well you're doing it again! Oh, and did I mention you have 10 hours of homework?"

by stmath April 22, 2016

stmath

St math is a fucking living hell and torture chamber the stupid penguin named Jiji legs is so weak he can't go around or jump over a little flower 1/100 of his size

Teacher: We're doing stmath
Student 1: Listen's to Jocelyn Flores because he/she is very depressed
Student 2: Get's MG42 and shoots Chromebook

by ExoderHXN May 4, 2021

stmath

The tool used to bore students with a penguin(Jiji) that is apparently ¨Non-Jumping¨ and I wonder ¨Why doesn't he/she just step on it instead?¨

Teacher: Time for 5 hours of stmath!
Student 1: Shoots himself
Student 2: Chokes herself

by Equation + Equation = Answer October 6, 2021

stml

Short term memory loss

You forgot already!?Oh sorry forgot you have STML.

by Russell's lover April 22, 2007

stmath

Stmath is a stupid game where a freaking penguin has to get to some stupid level. 100% = you have to do it forever with challenge mode. It takes 1 hour just to solve a problem, you click an answer = 10 hours of solving it. And it cant even jump. WADDLING PROBLEMS?

Teacher: time to do stmath

Student: destroys classroom and throws tantrum

by SoulJem September 1, 2019

STMQ

Smile to myself quietly

"I hate when people write LOL. They never actually laugh out loud."

"I know, all I ever do is STMQ."

by nolol July 27, 2009