Location within a man cave where masturbation is most likely to occur (frequently). Prior to the Internet, it would have been a reclining chair or couch placed within view of the television. Post-Internet, it is definitely in front of a man's man cave computer. Stroke stations are often equipped with lubricant (cleverly hidden or in plain sight), tissues, wastebasket with many, many used tissues, or a simple jizz rag for the more advanced stroker.
by Spacini June 13, 2012
Any device or system that dispenses clean water for drinking.
term made popular by @SeanAquino snapchat
term made popular by @SeanAquino snapchat
by I Know Everything Son! August 06, 2016
In poker, a player who often calls but seldom raises -- making him impossible to bluff but easy to beat with good cards.
"George is a calling station, so don't try to get him off his cards unless you have at least top pair."
by Coell May 13, 2005
A place you go to fill your gas tank up with gasoline. You can also buy small snacks, like chips or candy or ice cream sandwiches.
by puppy31 November 11, 2017
1. A place where it is common to find a person hunched over masterbating.
2. Any area with a quiet corner, preferably in a room with fewer than 7 people.
3. Like a train station, except you masterbate there.
2. Any area with a quiet corner, preferably in a room with fewer than 7 people.
3. Like a train station, except you masterbate there.
The other day Tom was walking down the street, and noticed an abandoned ice cream truck; there were only 2 hobos inside, so he crawled to the front seat and made it a mobile Masturbation Station!!
by D-Smoov December 01, 2006
Anyone who looks or acts like the bums that hang around at stations but are not actually bums. The most distinguishing feature of a station rat is the smell - they smell as if they have smoked and eaten garlic for the past six years and not bathed once. This means you, station rat.
Station rat one: Gee, Dylan, yo smell like a kajigger!
Station rat two: thanks, Deanne, you too!
Station rat three: hey dudes! hows it smellin'?
Station rat one and two: hey roland
Station rat one: you smell like you've slept in a ditch full of cigarettes and bums
Station rat three: i haven't
Station rat two: i have
Other station rats: ........
Station rat two: thanks, Deanne, you too!
Station rat three: hey dudes! hows it smellin'?
Station rat one and two: hey roland
Station rat one: you smell like you've slept in a ditch full of cigarettes and bums
Station rat three: i haven't
Station rat two: i have
Other station rats: ........
by Ratta June 14, 2006
by SaraField June 07, 2018