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by ruby stafford March 28, 2019
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Pretty sure half the staff get dicked down by freshmen. Why else are they always staying after school?
The AP watch porn in their office and give kids ISS for having heir phones out
The 3 flights of statues and the long ass walk to the parking lot don't help either. No one all the fat ass kids always the ones last to class and look like they had a heart attack when they sit down.
The cheerleaders and the rest of the thots always dressing like sluts and and playing games
So if you like white trash, whore teachers, and unloyal thots? Come to stafford. At least the sports, drama, and band are good
Pretty sure half the staff get dicked down by freshmen. Why else are they always staying after school?
The AP watch porn in their office and give kids ISS for having heir phones out
The 3 flights of statues and the long ass walk to the parking lot don't help either. No one all the fat ass kids always the ones last to class and look like they had a heart attack when they sit down.
The cheerleaders and the rest of the thots always dressing like sluts and and playing games
So if you like white trash, whore teachers, and unloyal thots? Come to stafford. At least the sports, drama, and band are good
by ThotPatrol669 April 16, 2019
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Him: Stafford road!
Me: oh shit I feel sorry for you but can I ask your neighbors for an eighth
Him: Stafford road!
Me: oh shit I feel sorry for you but can I ask your neighbors for an eighth
by Idfk do I October 28, 2017
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by Pussy Attacker 9000 May 24, 2020
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by Willow Melody March 9, 2023
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person: what school do you go to?
person 2: sue wilson stafford middle school
person: ew! that place smells worse then my grandpas ass.
person 2: sue wilson stafford middle school
person: ew! that place smells worse then my grandpas ass.
by an 8th grader from stafford😝 December 28, 2023
Get the Sue Wilson stafford middle school mug.this fucking school sucks ass. the girls have no ass and the guys try to get pussy when theyre literally 11-14 years old. like bro go learn your times tables not learn how to fuck someone in the ass. the teachers are such pervs and will flirt with eachother when theyre wife of 20 years is waiting for them at home. the only good teacher is mr rogers / the band director. all the girls have 128398 layers of mascara and look high half the time. the 6th graders r annoying as shit. they think theyre so quirky for vaping when in reality theyre gonna die at 40 bc their lungs r more fucked up than their grades. they all cheat and the teachers are so oblivious to it. everyone here is either gay or homophobic. i can see why trent shits on us so much.
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