Squirty Beans

Young ladies who may or may not be of legal age, yet regardless squirt when you flick their bean!

They look like a bunch of dirty squirty beans!

by ReeceJ October 10, 2022

Dirty Squirties

An extreme and explosive diahrea attack

Mary knocked Hank over in the hallway when she was running to the bathroom with a mean case of the Dirty Squirties!

by Harry Iconnick Jr May 29, 2023

Squirty

Annoying and very loud person that won't stop talking to you, or maybe jealous

John: HI IM JOHN I LIKE FOOTBALL, SOCCER, HOCKEY WHAT DO YOU PLAY BTW DO YOU LIKE BURGERS I LOVE BERGER'S ANYWAYSS =

you: UMMM HI JOHN YOUR BEING A LITTLE SQUIRTY RIGHT NOW....

by Hmmmm hmmmhm August 7, 2021

Squirty Bird

The runny poo you get after getting food poisoning from dirty bird (KFC)

“Something in that dirty bird has given me the old squirty bird. I’ve been destroying toilets for the past 2 hours…”

by Xx_Daniel December 28, 2023

Squirty V

The drink of choice at the Norris Lakehouse, and of Jean's grandma. A delightful mixture of vodka and (Diet) Squirt.

"Hey Joe, we're out of gin."

"That's fine...pour me a Squirty V."

by Hi80sDensity August 10, 2013

Squirty-G

- 8 oz Squirt Soda
- 2 Shots Gin
- Ice
- Lime

Mix and enjoy

"Oye Mickey, why don't you mix me up one of those Squirty-G's you're so famous for? Just add it to my tab."

by NOTsquirtmarketingteam December 2, 2021

squirty spurt

Another name for a penis

Trevor: Hey what’s up bro?
Chet: Nothing man. My squirty spurt is still hurting from my date with Tiffany.
Trevor: Ah shit man. I told you she was bad news. Be expecting a baby.

by ChetPlease420 May 21, 2020