Spud

If someone gets a haircut that is considered bad they may be considered a spud as in they’re haircut is so bad they are ultimately compared to a potato

James: sometimes i just feel like i look like a bit of a spud.
Adam: (sarcastically) whaaaaaat no way

by no.u.fam October 12, 2018

SPUD

Any young individul who has not hit puberty and therefore does not have any hair on his balls. Also, any person whose penis resembles that of a 14 year old's.

Wow Spud, I finally realized why you as a senior is still able to get with all the freshmen girls. They think that you are there age because of your small dick and hairless balls.

by Pimp Master "P" March 03, 2008

Spud

It is a colloquial term for Potato. Widely used in England and the west country....and Wales.

I like spuds.
"Edward would you care for some spuds with your ale?"

by Tetley's March 01, 2005

Spudding

A type of violent foreplay where one person shoves fistfulls of french fries into another persons mouth as they choke them.

I think Susie couldn't handle my spudding last night.

by EspressoJack February 08, 2017

spud

a word used to call something for personal gain or to avoid doing something.the first person to declare spud is the winner or does not have to do the task. everyone else present must proceed to say spud. the last person to say spud must do the task. commonly used in groups of stoned people. similiar to calling spliff when done smoking and your going to pass it on. spliff!...spliff!

someone offers end of their food.. spudthat!!

someone knocks at the door.. spudnot me!! in reference to getting up to answer the door

by smoky37 August 09, 2010

Spud

A slang term for an Irishman.

"The pub was packed with a crowd of drunken rowdy spuds."

by Gusberti O'Reilly June 02, 2009

spud

When reffering to someone who who is an idiot, or has done something wrong.

Dude - "Kazim you spud!"

by Michael The Bone May 25, 2005