Sophisticated Cannibalism

When you commit cannibalism for a reason other than survival, religion or tradition. These often include the taste, the experience, a weird fantasy or other reasons

John: JOE YOU MONSTER, YOU ATE HIM!! YOU ATE JAMES! YOU CRUEL CANNIBAL!
Joe: At least it was Sophisticated Cannibalism, I'm not some primitive monster. I have standards

by SchneemannDerAllerEchte February 25, 2024

Sophisticated

Arin Gardner

Whitmanite 1: I wish I was Sophisticated.
Whitmanite 2: Not everyone can be Arin Gardner, pal.

by WhitmanWhale November 7, 2023

Sophisticated Idiot

Someone who speaks in a way that is so complex and sophisticated. You don't realize they are talking complete nonsense.

"Bro Insert total nonsense}"
"Dude, what the fuck was that?"
"I guess you're not smart enough to understand me."
"No, you're just being a sophisticated idiot because what you just said was simplified total nonsense, which makes even the littlest of sense."

by epiczander May 29, 2024

Sophisticated Susan

When one male takes another male to dinner, pays for the bill, and watches finding nemo with spanish subtitles.

Yo bro, you tryin to get a sophisticated susan tonight? my treat.

by susansusansusan April 2, 2013

Sophisticated lifestyle

Sophisticated Lifestyle is living like a misfit but really just being misunderstood. It it is making fun of the "posh or sophisticated" people. If you claim to have a Sophisticated Lifestyle then you better back it up with some crazy stunts and an attitude that doesn't care about the reactions

Wow, after watching that backflip, Jake definitely has a Sophisticated Lifestyle

by SLC20XX November 23, 2021

southern sophisticated

a group of bad ass milf slaying men, and luke , they have the cleanest riggs around, then acobs tacoma, take home the scrapin trophy every year

oh he is in southern sophisticated his truck was at my moms house the other night

by daddy long legs 69696969 June 20, 2022

Urban Sophistication

When a person of low intelligence attempts to use a large or impressive word but the word they use is not in existence. These can usually be heard on reality shows featuring low class individuals that most likely attended public school.

"The chef was yelling at me and I got flustrated." -Hells Kitchen Contestant

Flustrated is a combination of flustered and frustrated. This is an example of urban sophistication

"These dresses are horocious" -Bridezillas

Horocious is a combination of horrific and atrocious. Another example of urban sophistication

by Joey Lamb March 4, 2015