/somali slim shady

Embarrassing male who doesn’t know how to control his emotional. Not to mention, he’s broke ASF and attacks girls for making a slight joke. Such as doxxing them, calling them a dhilo, and harasses young women. He’s insecure and feels some type of way when a girl rejects him, or calls him ugly. He begs niggas for rank and he’s pretty much overall a loser. If you ever interact with him and consider this nigga a friend, consider yourself a peon.

That kid from /somali slim shady is the biggest beg

by lalalalalalaxwmqow February 19, 2025

Somali Pirates

Somali pirates are the guys off the coast of Somalia, an African-Arab country located in the Horn of Africa, bordering the Indian Ocean, who hijack primarily cargo ships and fishing vessels, and take their crews hostage. They also charge large ransoms.

Somali Pirates hijacked another ship using AK-47s.

by This is my handle okay August 19, 2025

Somali and Indian and Jewish

The worst possible ethnicity combo, you have the 3 ugliest ethnicities of all, and if you have kids with anyone, your kids gene pool is fucked, and will come out of the womb short ash, with a big ass forehead, and you might as well do an abortion.

That kid is Somali and Indian and Jewish, bro has to wear a Jew hat, is a stinky scammer and is a Somali with a massive forehead all at once

by MoBambaspoop December 15, 2024

Somali Steamer

When you are trying to be diplomatic at a cultural event and accept the food provided at said event, only to unleash poppy hell upon your pants.

My friend Levi wanted to be culturally sensitive, but he's vegan so all the Somali meat caused him to have a Somali Steamer in his pants.

by Catsworth August 7, 2023

Somalied

Forced to undergo female genital mutilation

Sadly, thousands of women are somalied every year.
Synonym: Egypted

by anonymous May 30, 2024

Somali Suntan

Where you shit the bed and roll around in it until you're coated head to toe in your own shit.

"Hey Ed!"

"What's up John?"

"You'll never guess what I did this morning! I did the old Somali Suntan!!"

"That's amazing to hear bro what did your wife say?"

by BloodboundCentral January 31, 2025

A Jack Somali:

An idiom made up of two names related to two of the internets most disgusting trolls.

After entering the strangers house unannounced and stealing the dog,

he tried pulling a Jack Somali:
"it was a prank bro"

by Thenunsbun December 31, 2024