Softball

Best sport ever. Some people will say that softball is just baseball for girls, but that's not true. Also, people might think that softball is easier because we pitch underhand and use a bigger ball. That's just idiotic. If you get hit by a softball, it hurts more than a tiny baseball would. And pitching underhand is harder not only for pitchers, but for batters too. Softball is not for girly-girls either. You have to have stamina, strength, and determination to play this kickass game.

Sarah: Wow, softball practice was tough today. Look at this bruise from when Wiley accidently hit me.

Christina: That thing's huge!
Steve: Look at my bruise!
Sarah: What bruise?

Steve: The one on my knee!
Christina: That's miniscule. Sarah's is way bigger

by Weinermobile666 May 4, 2010

softball meeting

A lesbian orgy

hey Kelly don't forget the lube, we are going to need it for our softball meeting

by dap00nslayer December 5, 2014

Softball

A sport for extremely competitive girls. They would do anything to catch the ball. Softball is NOT a lesbian sport or a sport for the fat. So what the sport is slow at least it's not a repetitive sport like lacrosse or hockey. We don't just run up and down a field chasing each other. And our 'field' is different from any other sport. Softball is played on a diamond and an outfield. If you don't play softball you wouldn't know that when you get hit with one it feels like a rock. And even when we get hit with it during the game we still throw it to get somebody out.

Sliders, dirt stains and leather gloves are in style to softball players

by Softball lover January 2, 2014

Softball Legs

A person who's legs look like they've been filled with softballs.

"Hey Nerdman, nice softball legs!"

by User 704 May 26, 2019

softball pussey

When a girl is wearing tight pants and her pussey area looks like a softball is lodged in there, the girl has a softball pussey. Similar to a fupa.

that girls crotch had that softball pussey.

by samsnatchcatcher November 27, 2009

softball thickie

n. A female who would not be considered "fat" but has a slight chunkyness to them around the mid-section and love handles. In a steriotypical situation, if they were to play a sport it would be softball. These girls are not typically unattractive and would be considered "hot" if they lost about 10 to 20 pounds.

In Clueless (1995) Brittany Murphy was a softball thickie, however after losing those few pounds she is now a complete and total hottie.

by Lomonte95 May 3, 2006

softball dick

When a girl with stitches like a softball sits on your dick

William:Did you see Kayla's stitches?

Marco:Ya i saw then when she was bouncin on my dick last night.

William: Softball dick, niiice.

by Nikesonmyfeet May 30, 2014