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Snow Day Sex

Exquisitely performed slow sex completely under the covers because it's too cold and snowy to go anywhere.
We got the early morning call for no work/school today. Sounds like a good time to celebrate with Snow Day Sex.
by TeachkMI January 6, 2014
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Snow Day Blow J

Fellatio given to a man who has only home because the weather conditions have closed his school or work.
When I found out my work was going to be closed the next day I told her she had to give me a snow day blow j.
by B_Will January 7, 2010
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San Francisco snow day

GitHub.com or other primary source of cloud based source control is down, rendering a development staff unable to submit code updates.
"Where is our dev staff going?"

"We can't push or pull code today, it's a San Francisco snow day."
by gina the hyena June 4, 2016
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Snow Sock Day

A celebration of snow socks starting up in 2012. It's not technically one day because January is snow sock month, and every Friday of January is snow sock day. So it's just a joyous month. However, wearing snow socks on each Friday is where the uttermost celebration is seen. Snow socks are any socks that one wears to skiing or snowboarding (usually made of wool). Winter-themed and fuzzy socks are commonly acceptable. One of the best underground holidays by far. Originated at Centennial High School.
"Hey man, I can't wait for Snow Sock Day!" - Cool Person 1

"Damn, I know, it's so joyful and fun!" - Cool Pesron 2
by snowsockday January 10, 2012
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Snow day

When a guy cums and its a literal shit ton. Like, seriously.
Yeah, my boyfriend got a snow day last night.
by RandomFuFu May 7, 2018
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Spiritual Snow Day

A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.
Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."

or

Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."
by Spookimaru January 16, 2024
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Snow Day

Dink had a snow day
by Nddj February 3, 2019
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