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snark

when you are getting a blow job and when you cut loose you poe/punch the bitch in the rib cage. If properly executed, jiz will shoot out her nose and she will make the noise- SNARK(a perfect snark will have her jumping in circles, one hand to her face and the other waving frantically for some unknown reason.
That hooters chick- I was fucking her face and I snarked her. Then I convinced the dumb cunt it was a accident. I probably wont be able to pull that twice, but I will try.
by Mark 47 February 26, 2008
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snark

Similar to troll, this is a type of individual who scopes out Craigslist and flags listings for no apparent reason; or because it may interfere and/or compete with one of their own.
"No Jim, I didn't post any photos in the ad as the snarks might decide to flag it."
by damselinthisdress December 9, 2008
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snark

That comment was a snark.
by kmsqrd August 20, 2003
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snark monster

A person who makes constant snide remarks. Someone who has lost the ability to speak without sarcasm.
That I.T. guy is such a snark monster. Of course I restarted my computer before calling him.
by WH Macy's day parade June 25, 2012
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Snark Chariot

n. an ill-tempered man-beast whose body consists not of meat, bones, and skin, but rather 185 lbs. of well-defined, fully ambulatory fat. Biting sarcasm is his paint, the keyboard is his brush, and the seedy underbelly of the Internet is his canvas. Known to have an unwieldy head of hair, poor eyesight, and hostility toward ampersands.
"I served with Snark Chariot. I knew Snark Chariot. Snark Chariot was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Snark Chariot."
by Snark Chariot February 5, 2015
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hella snark

a clothing brand based out of northern california that specializes in urban street wear for all occasions. Originally founded by JJ Coffman, Jordy Slo, and Tory Armour.
Have you seen the new Hella Snark Shirt? its sweet
by JJ Coffman March 19, 2009
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snark hunt

Searching for something that doesn't exist.
We spent hours looking for the great new bar John told us about, but it turned out to be a snark hunt.
by Lee Charles Kelley May 17, 2016
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