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smartass

a person who persistanly uses sarcasm as a means of communication.
"Leanne is so funny, she's just a big smartass"
by Leanne March 19, 2003
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smartassness

The act of being a smart ass
people read into your smartassness and take it for more then it is worth
by Aims318 April 11, 2005
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The smartest kid on the short bus

A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.
Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus
by Albert_Phish August 8, 2015
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smartass

A person who just has to make everything make sense. Speaking of which, smartass is a oxymoron because an ass is a stupid person so smartass means "smart stupid person".
(not exactly the opposite of dumbass because a dumbass really is an idiot but a smartass isnt neccessarily a genius)
I guess this definition makes me a smartass
by whatserface November 25, 2007
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Smartassery

Adverb: The art of being a smartass
Blaine was given a certificate of achievement for his Smartassery.
by Blaine Lewis January 15, 2008
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smarties

A party game that combines the candy of the same name with public humiliation.

In a game of smarties, there are two players, the bottom and the top, chosen by the host of the party. The bottom lays on the floor and the top throws smarties onto the bottom. Smarties that miss or bounce off the bottom are placed by the host wherever he or she desires. The top then eats the smarties off the bottom. The game ends when all the smarties have been eaten.
John: Hey, Jane, let's play smarties!
Jane: fml
by Princess Zeffie March 22, 2010
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Smartasseries

Main Entry: SMART·ASS·ER·IES

Function: noun
Date: 21st century

1a: observations or remarks that are of sarcastic nature expressing an opinion or attitude.
b: Smartass comments.
I'm getting tired of your smartasseries.
by vvdvla December 14, 2008
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