slimey rod

Where a certain girl you love intakes a lot of laxatives and shits all over your cock then cuts a hole in a water melon and forcefully Rams your penis inside it

You mate I got a Slimey rod last night

by Gingerbearhairsasha August 2, 2017

slimey fuck

Someone who will go against everything you told them not to do and be a massive prick

You: Ben don’t fucking be a creep
Ben: is a creep
You: Ben you slimey fuck

by Doublevizzion November 24, 2019

Slimey Blimey

When a 12 inch shit comes out of your ass at the exact same time that you cum

I went to Taco Bell, then rubbed one off to create a slimey blimey.

by A Simple Boombalatty December 10, 2017

Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober May 9, 2016

Slimey dawg

Best friends/buds call each other this if they are badass, or another word for savage.

Friend 1: omg did you see that!!
Friend 2: yes! what a slimey dawg

by slimeydawg17 October 4, 2016

Slimey dawg

Best friends/buds call each other this if they are badass, or another word for savage.

Friend 1: omg did you see that!!
Friend 2: yes! what a slimey dawg

by slimeydawg17 October 4, 2016

moving slimey

When your acting weird or suspicious or more fake than regularly.

Bruh ever sense he gone to jail you’ve be moving slimey

by RheaM June 16, 2020