Skida

When a weeb says I love you in Japanese

Mai-San skida

by Professor weeb October 28, 2020

skiddledinger

Telling somebody something that is a lie for comic effect

Man you were so drunk last night you licked the wall. What seriously? Nah just a skiddledinger

by sharkey lowe March 5, 2014

Skid Ghost

Indelible stain of a baked or steamed in shit stain within a persons underpants, bed clothes, pyjamas

Common amongst patrons of bookmakers, gamers, anglers, coach drivers, truckers, the chronically bone idle/workshy and long haul pilots. AKA Skid Halo.

Tragically, an unsuspecting launderette owner leapt to his death after unzipping an anonymous holdall containing undergarments riddled with mighty skid ghosts. Police speculate the skull-splitting skid ghost vapours fueld his suicidal delirium.

by Herbie Dongsporran March 28, 2021

SkidBall

An extremely dangerous combination of drugs comprised of Black Tar Heroin (diacetylmorphine), Klonopin (Clonazepam), and any psychoactive phenethylamine (such as Mescaline). Skidballs were first talked about in discussion of Miami Strip Clubs.

Kayden: Bro I'm headed downtown, you picking up a SkidBall?
Ethan: Yeah bro, we boutta boof this shit.

by Shmimple March 27, 2022

bowl skidder

An especially large turd that circles the bowl a few times, leaving skid marks before it flushes. Especially common these days due to low-flush toilets.

Raisa was tired of scrubbing the bowl every time her husband Igor took a dump. He left enormous bowl skidders every time, and it took quite a bit of Comet cleanser and a good brush to remove their presense, and what with all the other things Raisa had to do, shave the cat, fry the beetroots and launder all the spacesuits, she was tired of this unnecessary cleaning.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

skidcro

Of or pertaining to the feces that exists in the area of contact between underwear and anus that acts to unite them.

girl #1: Did you hump that guy last night?
girl #2: Fuck no. Dude had skidcro.
girl #1: He did what with the who now?
girl #2: Dude was all like, "Why don't you go ahead and make yourself all comfortable on the bed there while I unleash The Beast" and then when he pulled off his underwear all I heard was 'skthwip'.
girl #1: He farted?
girl #2: No.
girl #1: *gag*

by varicocele April 18, 2009

skid contest

The result of tailgating. The driver who is being tailgated slams his brakes, usually randomly, to spook the tailgater. They have a 'contest' to see who ends up skidding further.

Hmm, that guy is still riding up my tail. Whoa, is that a kid about to see jump onto the street? *slam* *screeeech*

by The Sub March 1, 2005