That shit had me Rolin'

very funny joke that made you laugh.

Todd tole told the counter girl to make me a sandwich. The woman spat at him and said, I ain't yo damn bitch!" That shit had me Rolin'!

by Jew Killer321 February 14, 2012

say that shit to me dawg

The act of about to be fighting

About to fight

Say that shit to me dawg

by Shah dhdhsh November 28, 2013

sb. ain't got shit on me

used to express that you are greater and better than somebody else.

or

used to say that somebody has no chance against you

King Kong ain't got shit on me!!!

by C-Webb August 9, 2004

It tastes like shit to me

When you don't care about any situation or someone's opinion.

It tastes like shit to me if you don't wan to lend me your charger, I can find another one.

by andresgc7 March 3, 2020

chocolate don't have shit on me

Is when U think ur cooler than every1 & everything else... even more than chocolate (!).

1. Some1 just won a race. They say,
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"

or it could be used sarcasticly:

2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)

by Em.* August 20, 2005

Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar

A response to a purposely misleading statement or a bold face lie.

Obama: Universal health care will save us money.
Senator: Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar.

by country_boy August 18, 2009

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!

1. The greatest movie quote of the 21st century

2. The most overused quote by average people since "Kneel before Zod!" from Superman 2. It basically means you are unbeatable since King Kong was considered unbeatable and you are saying even he's not on your level

1. (Denzel as Alonzo) "I'll burn this whole motherfucker down! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!"

2. (Some average guy on the 'net) You wanna fight me? You can't beat me! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!

by anonymous April 15, 2006