Shartfaced

like drunk (with a similar etymology of shitfaced) but, a gabzillion times more.

Sharon, I told you not to get shartfaced on the toffee vodka! now you've thrown up again!

by MoosesNoosesLtd December 9, 2018

shirtfaced

A state of being faceless, when the shirt is raised over the face.

She wanted to take a sick picture in front of a cop car, so she got shirtfaced.

by Dubby the Second February 12, 2012

sharkface

A person or animal with an unattractive appearance. With features such as a humongous nose, slanted or wide eyes and crooked teeth.

John: Did you see that chick's appearance?
Jane: Yeah, she had snaggleteeth and huge schnoz, she's a total sharkface!

by midnightvixen May 24, 2014

Smartface

a real dumbass, sarcastically speaking. bloody idiot.

Hey smartface, get the hell outta the road!

by Woo-Man_58 May 14, 2016

Sharkfaced Bitch

A girl who has a face eerily similar to that of the sharks in the movie Finding Nemo. Known for bartending, drug use, and slutting around. Often suffers from daddy issues and has an unfeminine amount of tattoos.

That sharkfaced bitch and her asian friend threw it back just for driving them home!

by Tommy&Ricky June 12, 2021

Facebook Shark

a Facebook user who logs on and lies in wait for someone else to log on, so that they can immediately trap them in a conversation.

Hm, I think I'll log into Facebook.
2 seconds later:
new message from Jason: HEY!!!!!
Damn, what a Facebook Shark.

by PoisonPen May 23, 2009

facebook smart

an assessment of someone's intelligence based on the statuses and comments they contribute on facebook. This takes into account spelling, grammar and punctuation. Also, depth of topic and tone can be considered.

I am surprised that Sally only got a 900 on her SAT's! I always thought she was smart. Well, at least, facebook smart.

by jayson j June 15, 2010