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share cock

Used in conjunction with class modifiers, this term determines the size and quality of one's file-sharing capabilities; in theory directly proportional to the length of one's penis.
Let me grab my external and slap you around my with monster share cock.
by noth@nk.you March 10, 2004
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Share this!

An aggressive expletive supplement to an obscene hand gesture (typically upraised middle finger) directed at someone the insulting party believes to be a heavy user of web-based computer services that feature "share this" links. An up-dated variant on the now-tiresome practice of withdrawing a hand from a pocket while simultaneously uttering, "I've got something for you," only to reveal the aforementioned obscene hand gesture.
While standing in a lengthy, pre-dawn line at an Apple Store that is rumored to have incoming stock of recently-released iPad2 tablets available, an individual at the back of the line objects loudly to a guy joining someone at the front of the line. The line-cutter turns to the objector, raises a middle finger and states menacingly, "Hey, dweeb, Share this!"
by TrumanBurbank April 27, 2011
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Share Your Story

A school program where students help other students. It helps kids across a school get to know each other. It breaks barriers and encourages everyone to be open and less judgmental. This is a program that could truly change how the world works.
Share Your Story saved my life
by Story Teller July 24, 2013
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Share-a-Sandwich

Sharing a sandwich is a sexual position performed by two men usually during lunch hour.
Dude it's finally lunch time would you care to share-a-sandwich with me?
by socharlies August 20, 2013
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share bear

A kick ass music and file sharing program and its Free!!
I downloaded that New 50 cent CD on share bear before it even hit stores!
by Big R March 26, 2005
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share and share alike

Distribution of proceeds based on work, but with a slight favour to those who did the hardest work as opposed to the most by time.
Share and share alike, gimme some money, bitch
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Share.avi

Made by the same company behind 2girls1cup, running over an hour long it is basically the worst thing the internet has ever conceived. It pretty much makes the previously mentioned video look like Dora the Explorer. Expect feces, vomit, shitting into someones arse, them shitting it into someone else and about a thousand things you never wanted to see. EVER.
"Dude, check this out"
"What is it?"
"It's called the Share.avi.."
"oh, ok... (60minutes later)
DEAR GOD WHY?!"
*scratches off face and dies in corner*
by ReallyRegretful March 25, 2011
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