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Sergeant Crowley

1. A lying ass police officer.

2. Any man of authority who seriously violates the constitutional rights of another human being and gets away with it scott free.
That pervert actor over there just flashed me, but the director didn't do anything about it -- he's such a Sergeant Crowley.
by EManII August 2, 2009
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master sergeant

Rank in the army that is above Sergeant First Class, but below First Sergeant. Master Segeants usually serve as staff directors rather than field officers.
Mike was the Master Sergeant in charge of supply
by baaaaah May 14, 2005
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Sergeant Johnson

The act of sticking a Halo 3 disc into your own Anus and yelling "WORT WORT WORT"
Dad: What are you doing?
Son: VIVA LA SERGEANT JOHNSON!
by Twitchy4360 July 20, 2011
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Sergeant Johnson

When you are getting head, on a really cumfy bed, smoking a fat blunt, and playing halo reach at the same time
charlie was on the bed getting a sergeant johnson from lexi. and halo reach is godly
by blazingcrazing69 August 7, 2010
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Sergeant Elmer

A man or woman who enjoys causing an erection in a Male horse.
Look at sergeant Elmer over there, smiling ear to ear, watching that giant dong pop out of that horse's meat sleeve as he sensually brushes his back hair.
by Pappasholley November 12, 2019
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Crane Sergeant

One who must have left the army at the rank of sergeant major after single handedly detaining Noriega and become a crane operator with the army corps of engineers. In order to earn this prestigious title one must also “enjoy the taste of granny punani” and be pleased by getting “gummed”. Crane sergeant’s daily duties involve watching Judge Joe Brown, making multiple failed attempts at logging on a computer, drinking 3 cases of Mountain Dew from a foam and only a foam cup, eating pastry cakes, smoke 3 cigars, and occasionally running a crane. The Crane Sergeant usually bails at noon on the last day of the work week and sends terrible terrible GIF’s in group texts. In his off time he enjoys Miller light outside the holiday inn and closes out the night licking the truffle butter off grandma and blowing his load while receiving a blumpkin. No matter what anyone says he is our theodore
The Crane Sergeant told the repairmen how “she gummed me”!

Listen Bitch” exclaimed the Crane Sergeant to the college girls rescued in Panama, “it ain’t gunna suck itself”

When asked if he wanted a Busch Light, the Crane Sergeant replied “I don’t drink Busch Light Bitch, I drink Miller Lite
by GYHF34 November 6, 2019
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taco sergeant

The dumb Mexican that leads illegal immigration across the US border. Usually dressed in a sombrero and bright green and red.
Taco Sergeant: Hola hombre, you need to make it across the border
White man: No you dirty Mexican. I'm legal, you should try it yourself
by Ihayechingchongsandniggers December 16, 2016
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