Second-hand stupid

The feeling that you are getting dumber by the minute, not from the beer, but from the stupid person near you that won't shut up.

"The second-hand stupid from Billy's girlfriend is frying my brain. I can't think anymore."

by Nostradumbass11 January 8, 2010

Second Hand Swagger

Swagger that you get because either you are with someone that's got swag, or from borrowing someone's clothing or accessories that gets your swag on.

1. Sally: Whoa, Alex, I never thought you were very cool, but after seeing you and Soulja Boy together, I have to admit, you've got swagger!

Alex: Thanks, but its mostly second hand swagger.

2. Alex: Hey Soulja Boy, could i borrow some bling bling? I need to impress some ladies at the mall tonight with my swagger.

Soulja Boy: Sure man! Get your second hand swagger on!

by dylankunming July 2, 2011

second hand stoned

To become stoned by breathing in the exhaled fumes of a pot smoker.

Dude! I'm gonna make you second hand stoned!!!!

by David Hawaii June 18, 2007

second-hand rap

Phenomenon created when some idiot with a loud car stereo believes the entire community would like to have their own music, conversations, or inner peace drowned out by the cacophony created by some angry black man shouting about bitches, a sampled bassline, and the sound of a car being vibrated apart.

Our day at the park was ruined by second-hand rap.

by the.puppet.man January 6, 2006

second-hand-spooge

Second-Hand-Spooge(commonly refered to as SHS) is a tragic event. many a man has fallen victim to this terrible occurance. now.. be afraid.. SHS is when a man aquires spooge from a females mouth. this is normally done through the art of making out with the subject, in this case the female who has recently given a bj(within the past 3 days). during the make out session, spooge from the females mouth, may, and this is not rare, transfer over to the male without him noticing. this is the art of receiving second hand spooge.

Ttam almost fell victim to SHS, that poor soul

by Paco the all knowing. October 15, 2004

second hand vagina

The vaginal secretions left on a man's (or woman's) lips or tongue after cunnilingus, usually detected by the female said oral sex was performed on.

"Baby, What do I taste on your lips?" "That's second hand vagina bitch! Taste good, don't it?"

by EzMaTezPez October 8, 2009

second hand cocksucker

Any person which has eaten the pussy that has recently been filled with cock. Made especially distingushed by having unprotected sex, and filling the pussy with cream.

Matt had no idea he was a second hand cocksucker after being with Kim.

by ztotheatothec May 28, 2007