a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the savannah through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would. Do not approach this animal in the wild.
a seamus-ass a'hole is a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the jungle through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would.
by Nefaria123 January 24, 2019
That red head kid that runs around saying "WOW" and "THAT'S JUST THE MOST WILDEST THING!" He is 0.03% African so he can jump really high.
by fiery nachos November 16, 2017
Person 7:wow you wiener is so long and hari
Person3:I know right feel how soft he is
Person7:wow that pretty nice
Seamus the dog:I know I'm soft bitch
Person3:I know right feel how soft he is
Person7:wow that pretty nice
Seamus the dog:I know I'm soft bitch
by Listen Linda December 26, 2016
Background is Gaelic, and is the highest standard when it comes to being one. Always splits the G, downs a pint when a brother cannot and will never back down a bar fight. Sadly he didn't make it pro due to lingering injuries like a tweaked earlobe and minor headaches.
P.S will also use a lame excuse to miss a hangout with the lads.
P.S will also use a lame excuse to miss a hangout with the lads.
Sorry bro, you know me, I'm Seamus Robinson, i can't get pints tonight because my knee hurts. Best of Luck
by Albert is very smart and hadso November 16, 2024
A hot young man every girl will always want him. He himself isn’t perfect looks wise but his personality is likable and he acts like a Labrador.
Hi Seamus.
by anonymous 1454 June 04, 2024
Seamus, you shouldn’t have broken up with your girlfriend.
by Lowkeygangstershit April 16, 2022