Seamus

A dumbass bitch who fucks his sister

Seamus equals a bitch

by Ur yet October 4, 2019

Seamus

A wedlock congressmen with his black jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic

Seamus is a satanist

by Djslimdick12453 October 14, 2019

seamus car

The talented drummer from American Thrash Metal band, Slayer II: Electric Boogaloo, also known as Negativity.

He is a god tier drummer and can Blast Beat at 240 bpm for 3 minutes.

Have you heard of Seamus Car? His Napalm Death covers are legendary!

by colewhite February 10, 2020

seamus barth

That red head kid that runs around saying "WOW" and "THAT'S JUST THE MOST WILDEST THING!" He is 0.03% African so he can jump really high.

Oh! Haro mein freund Seamus Barth, go home and get a better KD.

by fiery nachos April 20, 2018

Seamus

A kid with a high ass voice from jewton

Girl 1: I feel bad hes 15 and hasnt hit puberty yet.
Girl 2: Haha what a Seamus.

by Heheueu November 30, 2017

seamus the dog

A decent sized hairy Wiener💯💯

Person 7:wow you wiener is so long and hari
Person3:I know right feel how soft he is
Person7:wow that pretty nice
Seamus the dog:I know I'm soft bitch

by Listen Linda December 25, 2016

Seamus

Thinks that juice boxes make you gay

James: *drinking a juice box*
Seamus: Did you know juice boxes make you gay?

by Sapphic-_-deamon December 9, 2020