scooter
The means by which you are able to leave a large session and return home unscathed, but with no memory of the journey.
scooter by George Best April 10, 2003
Scooter
Something you ride but don't tell your friends... a mean mothertrucker who is a jerk and takes it in the ass
Scooter by Tony Pastor October 27, 2004
scooter
1: noun - A small 2-wheeled motor vehicle, usually with a single cylider engine of 250cc or less. Most often ridden by nerds, chicks and biker wannabes, scooters are excellent transportation around small towns, campgrounds and trailer parks, but are unsafe on public highways as they can seldom move faster than the average dog.
2. noun/slang - When used by dedicated biker refer to their large motorcycles, 1000cc or bigger, such as Harleys, Goldwings, Ventures, Boss Hoss etc...but not usually race bikes (see Crotch Rocket)
2. noun/slang - When used by dedicated biker refer to their large motorcycles, 1000cc or bigger, such as Harleys, Goldwings, Ventures, Boss Hoss etc...but not usually race bikes (see Crotch Rocket)
1. Hey, Muffy, let's ride our scooters over to the ice cream shop.
2. "No, man, I ain't havin' more than 5 or 6 beers....I got the scooter tonight."
2. "No, man, I ain't havin' more than 5 or 6 beers....I got the scooter tonight."
scooter by oldtigercub March 21, 2011