A very common misspelling of Santa. Such mistakes are often made by small children writing letters to infamous child molester Santa Claus during the holiday season.
Your gay-ass spelling costs Satan hundreds of millions of dollars a year due to the retarded flying reindeer allegations they cause. Thanks a lot, dipshits.
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Get the Satan mug.Satan claus is the true villian behind XXXmas. He delivers grief and pain to all the bad little boys and girls. He’ll burn down houses and make it look like it was the christmas lights. It was his reindeer that ran over grandma. He’ll shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds. Do not try to start a raging inferno fire in the fireplace to keep him out, because he likes it hot. Close the flu and board up the chimney, ‘cause Satan Claus is on his way.
The Xmas song:
He knows when your are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
You better not breathe, you better not move,
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
The Xmas song:
He knows when your are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
You better not breathe, you better not move,
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
Bad little boy: Do I hear hooves on the roof?
Dad: Get the shotgun, it’s Satan Claus!
Satan: Come here little boy, you're on my list! You've been very naughty! Ho-Ho-Ho!
Dad: Get the shotgun, it’s Satan Claus!
Satan: Come here little boy, you're on my list! You've been very naughty! Ho-Ho-Ho!
by Rude Dolph December 15, 2003
Get the Satan Claus mug.Satakshi is a simple living and high thinking person. She loves selflessly,cares selflessly,awesome . She is soft hearted and loving. One in all .. renowned.
by Raxxx October 20, 2017
Get the satakshi mug.Alias used by the fallen one in order to deceive billions under the false belief of being “god” itself
Unfortunately Muslims might never break free from the deception, another ode to his mastery over trickery and lies. “Allah” is one of the best of deceivers and it’s written that way for a reason
Unfortunately Muslims might never break free from the deception, another ode to his mastery over trickery and lies. “Allah” is one of the best of deceivers and it’s written that way for a reason
“Allah” has slaves NOT children
“Allah” is father to NO ONE
“Allah” sends people to hell more than he gives people the promise of paradise
“Allah” is “god” (NOT REALLY BUT THATS WHATS BELIEVED)
Allah (satan) is “god”
“Allah” is father to NO ONE
“Allah” sends people to hell more than he gives people the promise of paradise
“Allah” is “god” (NOT REALLY BUT THATS WHATS BELIEVED)
Allah (satan) is “god”
by Righteousridicule February 4, 2022
Get the Allah (satan) mug.Colloquial reference to the anal cavity, especially in context with male homosexual intercourse. So named because many evangelicals feel that "homosex is sin." Popularized in the movie "Tropic Thunder"
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Get the satan's scrotum mug.When one eats a lot of hot, spicy food and then shits fire, incinerates their sphincter, burns up their o-ring, etc. the next day.
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