SAT

And acronym for -Stinky Ass Turd-

John was being a total SAT at the party last night...

by NatSwa October 21, 2010

Sat On

To be hurt, rejected, or any other type of inconvenience. Not to be confused with the literal form of "sat on" in which someone literally sits on you.

Guy #1: Dude, you totally just got sat on by that Koopa Troopa!
Guy #2: I know! I was THIS close to getting to the end with Bowser and that demon turtle just came in like "*whachow* I'm not just a turtle anymore, I'm a TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE that's gonna whoop your little ass!"

by buttsitter July 5, 2014

SAT

A test made from all material you probably have forgotten or haven't learned yet. Don't worry you'll never need any of it for life 😉

Jimmy got a 2000 on the SAT. He probably doesn't know how to scramble an egg.

Carl got a 1100, he can probably survive in the wilderness though.

by Mr.Truthbetold May 3, 2019

Satness

A feeling of sadness brought on by sat, whether partially or entirely.

“Loneliness, pointlessness, and satness are why I’m considering dying.”

by Sure why not lol January 29, 2020

Sat

An abbreviation for Saturday, shown in some calendars and used when texting

“Yo man you coming to the party this Sat”

“Bet dawg, you know I’ll be there”

by dahomie213 February 6, 2020

Sat

When you're so drunk or high off god knows what narcotics you've been taking that you have to sit down and try not to fall asleep in the middle of a party.

Person 1: Hey you, want to get up and boogie?
Person 2: Nah it's gucci, I'm sat right now, drunk too much lean

by MC_cHaZzA April 23, 2017

SAT

Simple as that

: bro how to get hoez?!
: just got sum swag sat ;)

by breaky9ine January 19, 2023