Samir

To to describe the faggiest annoyances in the world; A noob or scrub
"Oh man my brother is being such a samir! He told on me for calling him a loser and now I'm grounded."

"That kid is such a samir at this game"

"Quit being a samir and stop crying!"

by Mike Croch February 22, 2007
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a human, of male gender, that resides in a small no name town in jersey. has no friends, a small penis, loose asshole, and likes every guy he sees.

his middle name is flounder, and he likes chocolate cake and gay midget porn.
He's really into track, and thinks hes the best.
His last name is CarBoner

hes really cocky, but only cuz he gets one in his ass on a minutely basis. he has a small brain, and a big mouth.

attempts to flirt with girls to hide that hes gay... fails miserably
Samir Cardona is a flaming horny homosexual pirate
by Whoa man its ME August 30, 2008
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samir is a guy that has fake jordans and thinks he's super strong but he cant bench 60kg. his name is usually samir sadid and he births igelkottar when running
nah look at these igelkottar
no way its samir sadada
by puddingmaster10 December 09, 2022
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biggest citeh fan on earth bruv
legend bruv
by Oka wi Ortega May 27, 2018
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A very skinny child with Tunisian decent, he is extremely homosexual and likes big men called Ryan and Cory. Shoves dildos up his ass.
Guy: Samir is so gay with Cory.
Ceri: I know right
by God Like Beerus April 27, 2019
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A guy who eats everything, no matter who has ordered it. And he is a cheapskate
Stop samiring my food
by ExBLue August 22, 2017
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samir is very ugly, he's about 170cm and he likes guys, he is in 8th grade and his full name is usually samir sadid
nah look at him
he's like a samira sadida
by puddingmaster10 December 09, 2022
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