by Thejuicykahuna October 5, 2019
One of the greatest soccer players of all time and the best ever of Portugal. 32 years of age, Cristiano Ronaldo has made appearances for clubs such as Sporting Lisbon, Manchester United and now Real Madrid.
by dankmemes711 March 6, 2017
Ronaldo= fit, gorge, sexy, delicious, fruity basically anything that discribes good looking & great player
He is sooooooooooooooooo fine n definatly gets 100 outta 100
ronaldo is the definition of fittest man alive.
He is sooooooooooooooooo fine n definatly gets 100 outta 100
ronaldo is the definition of fittest man alive.
by steph August 31, 2004
To jump in the air and take a dive hard on the ground then wince in pain to catch the referees attention, although no one even came close to touching you.
To get your club teammate sent off for the benefit of your own team.
To get your club teammate sent off for the benefit of your own team.
by tehretardedbunny July 15, 2006
Fit, gorge, amazing Portuguese footie player...best of the best. Euro Cup...need I say more? I think not.
by Hellish November 14, 2004
Fisting someone on a soccer field until their ass is gaping wide, followed by eating refried beans out of their gaping ass and then fucking their ass when finished.
After the soccer match, Dave was both hungry and horny so he gave his coach a Messi Ronaldo on the field.
by Cuntcrusher666 June 7, 2017
We had no hope, and the game was a few minuets from ending. To our surprise, Jeff clutched up and pulled a Ronaldo moment; winning us the championship.
by The anonymous ‘T’ September 16, 2023