a man with hair that looks like Randall from monsters inc, has smelly feet, and doesn't brush his teeth.
by Rspence 124 November 23, 2021
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Rob: I own!!11eleven
'Friend': No you don't, you're just heavy.
Rob: Shut up or i'll kill you!
'Friend': Yeah whatever rob, you say that every day.
Rob: *charges forward with fist out*
'Friend':*Steps to the side ever so slightly*
Rob: *trips on a rock and busts his head open on the floor*
'Friend':Robtard, you just got owned by the ground!
Rob: Shut up or i'll kill you!
*So on and so forth, each time robtard ends up making himself look like an idiot*
'Friend': No you don't, you're just heavy.
Rob: Shut up or i'll kill you!
'Friend': Yeah whatever rob, you say that every day.
Rob: *charges forward with fist out*
'Friend':*Steps to the side ever so slightly*
Rob: *trips on a rock and busts his head open on the floor*
'Friend':Robtard, you just got owned by the ground!
Rob: Shut up or i'll kill you!
*So on and so forth, each time robtard ends up making himself look like an idiot*
by Wewt November 6, 2008
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Ram 1- Hey anyone try this new irish spring soap?
Ram 2- No man, is it any good?
Ram 1- Yeah makes you feel fresh and clean.
Ram 2- Throw it over here.
Ram 1 Oh no!, It dropped.
Robar- I'll get it guys!
Ram 2- No man, is it any good?
Ram 1- Yeah makes you feel fresh and clean.
Ram 2- Throw it over here.
Ram 1 Oh no!, It dropped.
Robar- I'll get it guys!
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Get the Romar mug.A Robtard is someone called Rob that does retarded things such as racing people across motorways!
Robtards are even more retarded than retards. They claim to only do stupid things because they look fun, "regardless of the stupidity or risk".
Robtards usually resemble giraffes. If a Robtard is found, please return it to Africa ASAP, preferably in a crate full of bird-eating spiders.
Warning - do not approach a Robtard. Failure to heed this warning may result in yourself ending up in a bush, pushed off a wall, poked to death, scared senseless, covered in hornets or just generally tortured. You have been warned.
Robtards are even more retarded than retards. They claim to only do stupid things because they look fun, "regardless of the stupidity or risk".
Robtards usually resemble giraffes. If a Robtard is found, please return it to Africa ASAP, preferably in a crate full of bird-eating spiders.
Warning - do not approach a Robtard. Failure to heed this warning may result in yourself ending up in a bush, pushed off a wall, poked to death, scared senseless, covered in hornets or just generally tortured. You have been warned.
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