ROB

Reasonable Or Bullshit
A simple logic test one should apply to suggestions or ideas from certain friends named Rob. Ask yourself, "is what Rob just told me Reasonable Or Bullshit?".
This should be one of the guiding principles in judging any situation in life concerning friends named Rob. It's an invaluable test that will prevent you from getting screwed over again and again.

Chico, I think we just got ROB'd! Rob told us that he wouldn't bring anyone else fishing in Tionesta this year and he showed up with 5 friends from work. Now we are stuck paying for these freeloading assclowns fishing and golf weekend!

by twinpeaker October 5, 2008

Rob

Some say an ass with a heart of gold. Others just say he is an ass.

Person 1: You know that guy that burps real loud all the time?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Rob.

by Jack Fresh October 24, 2012

Rob

someone who enters your life at a time when you weren't even looking, but manages to overtake your entire heart within a matter of minutes. A romantic, smart, strong, sexy man who is not afraid of showing emotion and who appreciates the little things. A man who can make you laugh until you can't breathe. A man anyone would be lucky to call her own. A man whose touch makes everything in life more worthwhile. The love of my entire lifetime.

Kimber: I'm so lucky I have a Rob in my life.

Joanna: You sure are. I've never seen you happier!

by Cricket34 April 6, 2011

Rob

A sweet man who has the capability to make you smile in even sad situations. Someone with whom you want nothing more than to be in his arms.

It's also said that a Rob has an unusually thick penis.

I was very sad today but then Rob made smile.

by yourbfffff March 9, 2015

ROB

Accronym for Randomly Occurring Boner. Generally the result of a really boring class or being on the verge of sleep.

Dude, in English today the teacher asked me to stand up and give a presentation and when I went to stand up I totally got a ROB.

by Schmales April 26, 2011

rob

wankmaster shizzlemah
a rob is mostly hyped up on energy drinks, loves tacos, goes to a magical place called Narnia, and has an amazing girlfriend. :)

Woah! did you just see that rob? he was all hyped up on some energy stuff!

by joe(jonas) June 11, 2008

Rob

meaning taking a L.

Rob is known for taking L's. He never bounces back from them.

by unknownperson98732 December 28, 2016