roadkill dress-up

(n) The practice of utilizing a car trunk stocked up on baby clothes at garage sales during summer to dress up dead animals killed by other motorists.

Considered a form of community service in the state of Michigan due to the increased urgency with which other motorists will then report the roadkill.

These things get cleaned up faster when they look human.
We intended to spend next weekend's roadtrip playing roadkill dress-up, but knew that this weekend we'd first have to stock up on supplies at garage sales.
by E. B. DeKalb February 08, 2012
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Pollcat roadkill

When her hairy sausage wallet is so smelly the funk permeates through her panties; the queefs smellier cousin.
I was tossing this girl's salad and her pollcat roadkill almost made me toss my cookies.

Man, this girl I was with last night had a regular pollcat roadkill going on downstairs
by LennyCakes69 February 17, 2019
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Cranial Roadkill

Cranial Roadkill: a ghastly wig, the worst toupee ever created.
“I cannot take a man with such cranial roadkill seriously”
“That wig looks like roadkill. Cranial roadkill
by G Crass February 23, 2024
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Pavement roadkill

When ones old dilapidated underwear finally gives out and falls down in public. This is only an issue if you’re wearing a skirt, dress or kilt. If you choose to step out of it and keep walking you are turning your ancient underwear into pavement roadkill.
by Estella Botha January 18, 2020
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Sexy Roadkill

When someone shows up to a gathering looking like they died seven times on the way there.
Bro 1: Yo did you see Alice last night?
Bro 2: Yeah man, she looked like sexy roadkill. Must have been running late.
by The rebellious Amish August 21, 2016
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Roadkill

(adj, prop. noun) Word describing a person who embodies the characteristics of roadkill.
Ahlers was hit by a car a few weeks ago, and will hence forth be known by the name Roadkill.
by Johnson's Daddy February 21, 2023
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Roadkill

Uncountable noun.
Roadkill is basically the squished-up remains of some poor critter that got itself flattened by a car. It's like nature's way of saying, "Oops, you should've looked both ways, dumbass!"
Example: "I hit that raccoon so hard, it looked like it was auditioning for a horror flick—total roadkill carnage!"
by Dan_78653 January 03, 2025
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