stroking the roadkill

Female masturbation, enough said.

Jane couldn't get a date for months, so she spent her time home alone, stroking the roadkill.

by Schmiffy November 9, 2009

recession roadkill

one of the many thousands of people who have been laid off or lost their jobs because of the recession.

I get to sit on my couch all day and surf the net because I'm recession roadkill.

by queenmindi January 15, 2009

fashion roadkill

A model who trips and falls on the runway

Did you see her fall on the runway? She was fashion roadkill!

by mmmgirl March 12, 2004

limp roadkill

Where some men find a dead animal on the road, take it back home jack off to it and the last person to cum has to eat the animal.

Person 1: "Oh fuck I lost this round of limp roadkill fml!"

by D 0n k 3y Ar3 k00lzors October 7, 2009

Armadillo Roadkill

the act of providing a quotation in an essay without a proper introduction, which leaves the reader surprised due to the “out-of-nowhere” reference.

Did you read Sally’s essay? Her first paragraph starts with a quote…such an Armadillo Roadkill

by azizy15 November 21, 2011

fashion roadkill

when a person tries to dress fashionable or thinks they are doing so but ends up looking ridiculous

celebrities are increasingly getting into situations of fashion roadkill.

by The Return of Light Joker November 27, 2009

Sexy Roadkill

When someone shows up to a gathering looking like they died seven times on the way there.

Bro 1: Yo did you see Alice last night?
Bro 2: Yeah man, she looked like sexy roadkill. Must have been running late.

by The rebellious Amish August 21, 2016